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Text this to a girl for guaranteed sex


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If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

or this

"I've had a crush on you for years."
(this line has worked for me twice)




Post results.

Edited by finkster, 13 October 2011 - 10:35 AM.

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already got a "your stupid" reply


does not work
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If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.



Post results.

sent lulz


(edit)
got back "your funny and cute"

Edited by grim83, 13 October 2011 - 09:41 AM.


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already got a "your stupid" reply


does not work


works for me :(

phones bricked and dont have one for another 8 days but ill post up some screen shots.
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I feel like the majority of the girls I could text that wouldn't understand the joke. Dumb broads. :glare:
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already got a "your stupid" reply


does not work

I recieved one of these as well, im still sexless. Thanks for the bad advice A-hole lmao
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smd i am disappointed.

and grim u need to capitalize on what she said!
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mine said. what do you want.

haha seems your wife still finds you charming lol

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smd i am disappointed.

and grim u need to capitalize on what she said!

she is in another state right now i dont need ur pick up line to bang her i need a plane ticket

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smd i am disappointed.

and grim u need to capitalize on what she said!

she is in another state right now i dont need ur pick up line to bang her i need a plane ticket

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mine just said ... why thank you

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bish just told me to fuck off

( does it matter that i choose vodka over her the other day when she came to the house and i was supposed to be there but met up with ciroc at the bar?)


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Mine said are you a speeding ticket cause you got fine written all over you.

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Girl 2: "What does that even mean?" --> my reply "NVM you're really obtuse anyway"
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Girl 3: "That made me laugh, and made my day, see you tonight?"

^^last one mightve worked!

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hmmmm...no response yet. trying another
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Personally I would not send this to any girl I know, I mean if she's gonna put out over a stupid line she would put out for anything.



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