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Me:If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

HER: wtf lol

Me: of course you didnt get it

HER: no i get it

me: so this guy said saying that would get me laid....

HER: well hes wrong

ME: im just tryin to fuck

her: im on my period

ME: like i said im tryin to fuck

her:eww

me: sooooo.........?

she never says no but then again neither does chloroform

lmfao!!!! :rofl:

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^^^^ "I don't believe you....prove it ;)" should have her goin

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Me:If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

HER: wtf lol

Me: of course you didnt get it

HER: no i get it

me: so this guy said saying that would get me laid....

HER: well hes wrong

ME: im just tryin to fuck

her: im on my period

ME: like i said im tryin to fuck

her:eww

me: sooooo.........?

she never says no but then again neither does chloroform

"lil red wing never hurt no one"

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Me:If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

HER: wtf lol

Me: of course you didnt get it

HER: no i get it

me: so this guy said saying that would get me laid....

HER: well hes wrong

ME: im just tryin to fuck

her: im on my period

ME: like i said im tryin to fuck

her:eww

me: sooooo.........?

she never says no but then again neither does chloroform

"lil red wing never hurt no one"

Spaghetti is always better with a lil sawwwce

you got a limp noodle?

Haha ha. FTW

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The response I got was....."Thats no way to speak to your mother" :pardon:

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The response I got was....."Thats no way to speak to your mother" :pardon:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :rofl::rofl: touche sir, touche.. :drinks:

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