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Personally I would not send this to any girl I know, I mean if she's gonna put out over a stupid line she would put out for anything.

You must not know college girls very well haha.

I'd hit that so fucking hard whoever pulled me out would be King of England.

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

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Personally I would not send this to any girl I know, I mean if she's gonna put out over a stupid line she would put out for anything.

uhmm dude just a hint into the psychology of this shit 9/10 if this isnt a hooker or a complete slut then if she replys with anything positive its a good sign to get with her or in her otherwise keep it in your pants

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

Trying this one.

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

heres one for in person "damn girl im blinded by your beauty...im gonna need your name and phone number for insurance purposes"

prolly wont work but it makes me giggle since i am in the insurance business

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I sent the triangle one, her response;

"Why are you saying that?"

and see this is what happens when you get married.

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