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  1. Scrolling has been all messed up for me the last couple of days.  It will scroll straight to the bottom of a page with no user input, or keep going back to the top when I try to scroll down.  Only on this site.

    1. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      That happens to me with my phone because sometimes my fingers holding the phone accidentaly BARELY TOUCH the top edge or bottom edge of the screen and for somereason that means got directly to the top or bottom lol. The screen just needs to scense the heat from ur finger, not even an actual touch. Thats with my iphone 6s plus tho, not sure if it'll apply to ur situation. Since u said only this site its probably something else. Just thought id share 

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm on a MacBook.

  2. Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      TeeTee..... That's the homey, lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I have watched that shit like 20 times now, lol

  3. I'm kicking ass at rehab! (physical not chemical, get your minds out the gutter! lol)

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Sniffing the ones I can't grab!  Physical therapy chicks are hot.  All toned and shit.

    3. deathcards

      deathcards

      you kick that ass good sir

    4. DLHgn

      DLHgn

      Keep it up. I know that stuff can be hard. My girlfriend has been going to rehab for about a year now. She shattered her ankle February 2016. 2 plates and 12 screws later and we're still working on it. 

  4. I'm still around, just focusing on other things at the moment.

    I hope everyone is doing well.

  5. Hi guys.

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    2. audiofanaticz
    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Oh shit, i didnt even see that.

      Roll on through man, ill cook you a ribeye steakum, imma even break out the good paper cups and plates for you, ill even put on my good wife beater(the one thats only got two stains).

      I got this good celery too, you like yours with peanut butter and raisins on em or nah?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      did you think I posted that pic of mimi from the Drew carey show for my own pleasure? Lol, a little of both

  6. Is there a tutorial for the new site? I just can't figure it out. Are there daily pic limits? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Is I just dumdum?

    1. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      There are a few things I am still trying to figure out. Like how to read the whole status update without viewing the member's page. Also, why the recent member pics in the middle of the page are often times from 10 years ago. And chat doesn't work for me. I do like the new style though, just some stuff to figure out.

    2. bolanorthhighlands

      bolanorthhighlands

      If u want to read the status without viewing the members profile, u can go to "all activity" and scroll all the way down until u find the status u want to read

  7. I feel weird about the heart next to the like button. You guys are cool and all but not in a brokeback way.

  8.  So no more imgur or photo bucket? Just drag and drop?

    1. Kyblack76
    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      I cant even figure out how to change my own status, lol

  9.  was gone a few days. Everything is different. I don't like change. It's scary and unfamiliar.

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    2. meade916

      meade916

      there several skins to choose from including "classic smd" which has close to the same colors.....hit the "themes" button on the very bottom to find one you like ?

       

       

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      ya seems diffrent havent been on in a minute either

  10. Remember going to clubs and picking up strange? That was awesome.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      37 rejections followed by one taker make for a happy fellow.

    3. Soundfreezer79

      Soundfreezer79

      Life is like picking up strange. You never know what your going to get.

  11. I just spent way too long clicking the text window to make the cursor appear. (you have to hit "edit" first.

  12. My oldest turns 20 today. I swear I was 20 just last week. What happened?

    1. Skullz
    2. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      you got old. My youngest is going to be 22 so I know the feeling. It only gets faster like blowing smoke through a key hole

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      My oldest just had her period...... Kill me

  13. My 15 year old scored a 36 on his ACT!!!!

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    2. s5300

      s5300

      Fuck dude, that's actually really crazy. I got a 27 end of sophomore year, 31 beginning a few months into junior. Do you teach him, does he actively study at home or is it just a natural talent? I got a 36 on reading but math nuked my life.

    3. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      He had been studying hard specifically for the ACT, but he's pretty gifted. I'm so fricken elated!

    4. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      that's a hella score. I got a 20 my freshman year, 24 was my final score my senior year. fuck that test

  14. Apparently it's not nice to refer to women as "slot ports".

    1. Karkov

      Karkov

      LOL, thats a new one to me, I like it.

    2. _paralyzed_
  15. Gonna start a gofundme. The "Harold Needs a Hooker" fund.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Okay, starting a Get The Cripple to Michigan fund. lol

    3. bmwking

      bmwking

      these sloots in michigan... where might they be?

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict
  16. If I win this sub my plug will trade me some fire for it.

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    2. Jessica

      Jessica

      rotation? i was the tri-state pivot man champion for 3 years!

    3. n8ball2013

      n8ball2013

      Wrong circle you were the pivot in man

    4. _paralyzed_
  17. I gave someone on fb a link to the subwoofer section, and Triticum's avatar shows up. Good stuff!

    1. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Cause he's a beast of a box designer

  18. I told my 40 y.o. gas station employee sister she was lazy. She's no longer coming to christmas. Win?

  19. Nothing turns a free flowing slot port into a sealed box quicker than marriage.

    1. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      ^ lol.

      I've lost me mojo!

  20. I don't know what it says about me, but I really want to see Caitlyn Jenner's vagenis.

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      I'm convinced it was all a publicity stunt. One thing is for sure, they all got paid well.

    3. Soccerballzs

      Soccerballzs

      It is a stunt. Said it from the start.

  21. Brendan Dassey's conviction overturned!!!!

    1. Wicks

      Wicks

      Saw that....about time. Evidence against him was ridiculous.

    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      Agreed. He was clearly coerced.

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      I don't know how they convicted him in the first place.

  22. It's a new episode of "Squidbillies" tonight.

    1. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      da fuck i dindt know they still came on.. adult swim ?

    2. _paralyzed_
  23. That's the way she goes, boys.

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