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Ahmed Johnson

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  1. Shouldn't an amp that's rattled to death be considered shit quality?

     

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      and all my amps still work, lol. This is just a swisher question that popped in my mind after reading facebook posts, lol

       

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  2. Shouldn't an amp that's rattled to death be considered shit quality?

     

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I would lean towards that too so can an amp really be rattled to death if it's attached to the box? If it's attached to the box very securely, shouldn't manufacturer be the blame for the product's failure of being able to take the abuse it puts out?

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  3. Going to Walmart. Trying to make a street smarts list for survival purposes. So far I got:

    step 1: Dress like trailer trash so I blend in without being noticed.

    step 2: Walk with a hobble and suck in my cheeks so no one stares at me. 

    Step 3: Keep my cart in the middle of the isles at all times while ignoring everyone else.

    Step 4: Pretend to look at some Boss amps with interest while verbally envying those Kicker comps and hope no one notices me holding back the laughter.

    I feel like I'm missing some steps....

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Have a credit and cash in case you end up in the self check out aisle with the small hand written note that says CARD only

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  4. Just became a dealer for SecondSkin today! 

  5. Walking dead , Carl dies tonight thank god 

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      you smack yourself right now. RIGHT NOW damn it. Coral was the best character on that show until this season when it was a foregone conclusion he was going to die. You smack yourself right now, lol

  6. Anyone know where to get an adapter/plate for 8" ducting  to vent out the window?

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't know if they'll deliver to you or if they do anything other than commercial accounts but I always order parts for my job from Johnstone or Grainger

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  7. The friends i got round me... wondering which one of them sour

  8. Doing my daily trolling on FB and a dude came at me trying to fight. He used to live in Chicago. Long story short he found out who I am and now we're friends, lol

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The best part was when he started gang banging on the computer. That must've added like 2 hours of fun for me, lol

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  9. Doing my daily trolling on FB and a dude came at me trying to fight. He used to live in Chicago. Long story short he found out who I am and now we're friends, lol

  10. Fuck yah Vikings

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      and fired their coach right after. They better hope Mcdaniels takes that job

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  11. Fuck yah Vikings

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I fell asleep and woke up for the last 2 plays. That was all I needed, lol. I watched some of the highlights, it was a good game

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  12. Woke up and almost shit myself. 8am i was about to get ready for work and my phone gets an emergency alert.... It says “EMERGENCY ALERT. BALLISTIC MISSLE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEAK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.” That was a fucked up half hour to start the day off. Turns out some dumbass hit the wrong button SMFH. 

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I hope you didn't call your boss and cuss him out, lol

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  13. Woke up and almost shit myself. 8am i was about to get ready for work and my phone gets an emergency alert.... It says “EMERGENCY ALERT. BALLISTIC MISSLE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEAK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.” That was a fucked up half hour to start the day off. Turns out some dumbass hit the wrong button SMFH. 

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I would've been looting, lol. for real, that shit had to be scary

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  14. Woke up and almost shit myself. 8am i was about to get ready for work and my phone gets an emergency alert.... It says “EMERGENCY ALERT. BALLISTIC MISSLE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEAK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.” That was a fucked up half hour to start the day off. Turns out some dumbass hit the wrong button SMFH. 

  15. How did Philly beat Atl Wtf. I’m a Viking fan.

  16. I told my 5 year that today was about Jesus and not presents. She said, "Who's Jesus?" Talk about a proud daddy moment, lol

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't mind them believing in Santa since that shit will stop before they become adults but Jesus is the never ending fairy tale, lol

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  17. I told my 5 year that today was about Jesus and not presents. She said, "Who's Jesus?" Talk about a proud daddy moment, lol

  18. Whats on my mind? Alternator started whining like a supercharger when I started my car and voltage was down to 11.5 volts. Managed to make the 45 minute drive back to town and as I go and turn on to my street I lose power steering and a message pops up saying service power steering.... SMH 

  19. EMINEM’s new album blows just as bad as the last one not even gonna waste my time to steal it.

  20. Bye bye net neutrality, it's a sad day for all of us.

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's going to be cheaper to buy a hooker than watch porn-hub, lol

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  21. Bye bye net neutrality, it's a sad day for all of us.

  22. I tell one of my buddy's I quit smoking and he acting like it's the end of the world, lol

  23. I tell one of my buddy's I quit smoking and he acting like it's the end of the world, lol

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I needed to get angry to take care of some business and old pothead Ahmed was too peaceful, lol

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  24. I hope you bastards are happy. All your hate for Carl is why this is happening. CORALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

    1. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I fucking hope Negan wins. Highly unlikely but fuck Rick and his story arc. I believe Daryl's bootyhole was played with by one of the saviors, lol

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