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  1. I haven't logged in this site in a while and I thought it gave my pc a corona virus 🤣

    1. Jolie

      Jolie

      Did your PC have a cough and a fever?

  2. Shouldn't an amp that's rattled to death be considered shit quality?

     

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Ive mounted plenty of amps to boxes and never had a single one fail.

      Amp is gonna get flexed just like anything else in the car will, dont matter if you mount it to the floor or to the enclosure.

      Should be built to withstand that to some degree.

    3. strangeduck

      strangeduck

      if the box is vibrating that much, maybe the box isnt built well enough

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      If your box isn't vibrating that much maybe your system just isn't loud enough.

  3. Feeling blessed I never smoked meth

    1. WalledSonic

      WalledSonic

      Have you really even lived then?

    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Sometimes you're just really tired but need to be up for 8 days straight, dont judge.

  4. Today I learned that if the police pull you over and you have black gloves and a gun, a simple traffic stop turns into an investigation lol

  5. Doing my daily trolling on FB and a dude came at me trying to fight. He used to live in Chicago. Long story short he found out who I am and now we're friends, lol

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    2. deathcards

      deathcards

      ahmed puling 180's

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It was like an 8 hour troll fest, lol

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The best part was when he started gang banging on the computer. That must've added like 2 hours of fun for me, lol

  6. Fuck Disney world, lol

  7. So, New year's eve has been pretty boring for me so I decided to add a little action to it. I'm going to be like the hero in the "The Purge 2" except in Chicago, on New years eve. 

  8. I told my 5 year that today was about Jesus and not presents. She said, "Who's Jesus?" Talk about a proud daddy moment, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I wish I was getting a Christmas bonus, lol

       

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't mind them believing in Santa since that shit will stop before they become adults but Jesus is the never ending fairy tale, lol

  9. I gotta brew some coffee just to finish wrapping these presents

  10. I tell one of my buddy's I quit smoking and he acting like it's the end of the world, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I needed to get angry to take care of some business and old pothead Ahmed was too peaceful, lol

    3. Kyblack76
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Mothafuckas forgot I used to be a goon Kyle, lol

  11. I hope you bastards are happy. All your hate for Carl is why this is happening. CORALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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    2. Mr DeeBeez

      Mr DeeBeez

      Either way, I wouldn't mind if Carl dies. The show needs more "Oh fuck" moments, rather than always ending up alright. 

      One hell of a cliff hanger tho none the less

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I fucking hope Negan wins. Highly unlikely but fuck Rick and his story arc. I believe Daryl's bootyhole was played with by one of the saviors, lol

    4. AlpineNut

      AlpineNut

      Ahmed i also hope Negan wins, im always tired of the good guys winning, the bad guy needs to win for a change!

  12. I miss being my father in law's supervisor at work. Holidays were beautiful, lol

  13. Facebook made me forget I was mixed, lol

  14. So my homey, just told me he is getting an apradravya to make his girl happy. After googling what the hell it is, I decided I'm beating the shit out of him and revoking his hood pass. Is that too much?

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    2. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      Got the HEBEEGEEBEEZ lol. Girl gotta stop using toys that kill the cooch lol. Vibrators are numbing tf outta girls. 

      You know why kickboxers dont feel anything when they kick shit with their shin? Becuase they hit their shins allday-eryday. Numb.

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. DTS909

      DTS909

      Should've not clicked on images

  15. Thank you Xfinity for lagging as I was trying to switch screens so my wife couldn't see my +18 contributions ?

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    2. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Its a block by the FCC classifying internet as title 2. So ISPs can not slow traffic (throttle speeds) to sites that do not have the best interest in the company, such as sites like netflix, hulu, and any other streaming service. Most ISPs are also offer tv service, and tv service is dying due to the amount of cheaper streaming platforms. So if net neutrality gets voted out (which will happen) because the head guy at the FCC is against it due to being paid lots of money.  So get ready for throttled internet speeds on some sites, data caps, and higher prices because the consumer will no longer be protected.

    3. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Good video to watch, but there are many..

       

       

    4. DLHgn
  16. Becoming a legal gun owner was the stupidest shit I could've done. Everything is illegal

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The fucking truth. Now I pay like 100 to 150 more in guns, lol. I can't have it in the car unless its locked up. 

    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      "HOLD ON LET ME UNLOCK MY GUN RIGHT QUICK"

  17. I applied for my FOID card. If I get it I'm changing my name to Frank Castle.

  18. I just bought a 2017 2.0 turbocharged Camaro... If I straight pipe it will it sound like an SS

  19. GGG won last night. 

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Canelo been ducking GGG for 2 years. Whether Floyd was still the champ it became apparent he was baby sitting the belt and was more like a prize fighter his last few years. Canelo pretty much ran and GGG was putting the pressure. I'll give Canelo the fact he was good at countering but he was being controlled by GGG the whole fight too me

    3. 06RTCharger

      06RTCharger

      I was pissed there was no replay after. I ordered the fight, got off work at almost 6, missed the whole fight pretty much. But i assumed there would be a replay like the floyd manny fight. 

      But by the sounds of the commentators.....118-110 canelo from that one judge seems fkd up?????? I think judges are one of the big problems in boxing. Maybe it was setup to keep attention on boxing lol $$$$$. Just hope it doesnt take years for the rematch to happen. 

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      they have to do it soon. GGG is old, lol

  20. Ozark is excellent and Defenders was trash

    1. mathewyocham

      mathewyocham

      Ik cant wait for more ozarks. Started narcos a week or so ago. If you havent watched it u should.

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I watched a couple episodes of Narcos. I hear it's good but it starts off boring as shit, lol

  21. Anybody use drone mobile alarm? 

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    2. WalledSonic
    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Well, I was gonna ask if you like it but I figured you would've swapped it out by now if you didn't 

    4. Ninja_v1.0

      Ninja_v1.0

      works well.  make sure you get the updated antenna for increased range.  I would also opt for the 3 year to save a bit of cash.  Actually take a look at pricing and see if you would use everything they offer before opting for the 3 year.  Let me know if you have any questions.  Great product.

  22. Well, I just started Ozark. It's pretty good so far

    1. mathewyocham

      mathewyocham

      Just wait. Shit gets wild as fuck. 

  23. Rear view mirror flex videos should be banned

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      That's what I'm saying, lol

    3. mathewyocham

      mathewyocham

      Agreed. Woofer porn only!

    4. Mr DeeBeez

      Mr DeeBeez

      What's a rear view mirror?

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    2. audiofanaticz
    3. Keith77

      Keith77

      Tranny??? 

       

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      ^^ Just like all the people who are confused about their sexuality. I don't know if you're a tranny. I mean, you act gay but that doesn't make you a transgender lol

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