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  1. Paralyzed hates crackers

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      _paralyzed_ gonna get a visit from me this fall when I get my setup a little farther along. Harold, why you go no car shows since 2013?

  2. Will crack ever make a triumphant return

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    2. Kyblack76
    3. frogcase2002

      frogcase2002

      Eventually. Once heroin dies down a little. They like to take turns

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I hope so otherwise I wasted a lot of years coming up with the perfect recipe, lol

  3. How long before I am forced to pledge allegiance to the united nations

  4. It's best to not take your shirt off at Walmart if you got gang tats

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got one left that I can't cover. It's either black it out or remove it. I haven't decided what to do

    3. Hotdog

      Hotdog

      did you end up on peopleofwalmart.com

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Fortunately not, lol. These dudes did want to kick my ass

  5. I been having to shit since 11 am central time but the only bathroom had 2 cave crickets in it.

  6. Everyone is talking about martial law, what y'all think

  7. Lmfao!!! My mom has denounced her Puerto Rican side so she won't be deported. She must be voting Trump.

  8. Ray Donovan is back on? Fuck, I got some catching up to do

    1. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Damn me too love that show

    2. audiolamb6

      audiolamb6

      almost done with the 1st season is pretty damn good now i have to find the 2nd season

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It gets better for sure. He's a certified goon and Mick is a funny piece of shit, lol

  9. I'm not into sounds.......... It's car audio BITCH!

  10. My dentist keep playing games, I'm gonna fuck around and smash a fifth put cocaine on this tooth and pull it myself, lol

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    2. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      Go to the cheap income based dentist. Theyll pull that shit for cheap and that day.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I might have to do that. I hate that I pay insurance and gotta go through this rip off my insurance scheme my dentist is doing.

  11. People keep telling me there is no jobs yet, one day after putting my resume on Indeed I got hit with 3 jobs without an interview and asked to interview for another 3.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson
    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      People told me not to quit my factory job because there were no jobs around my area. I quit and started my own remodeling company. Ive been busy everyday since and made more in a few days than i would have in a week at my old job. I love bein my own boss!

    4. Krakin

      Krakin

      My roommate got told he could only work 15 hours a week at his job and found another higher paying job after 3 days he had an interview and got the call he had the job the following Monday.

  12. Happy P.R. day. I don't know what we celebrating but we celebrating, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep, no passport needed to go there. I went a few times, to San Tropez. I got family down there so I always end up in P.R. ghettos. It's not as dangerous as Chicago but it's shitty looking

      Today, 07:29 PM · Delete

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hey broke, it's their fault. They want to be free and owned at the same time, lol

  13. Arguing with my my friend because my RCA's are ran on the same side as my power has lowered my life expectancy 10 years

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      For you, since nobody really knows the price of crossfire, 950, lol

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got those garden hose skar RCA's

  14. Anybody here order from automotix?

  15. better yet, how would I know if my AC pulley or compressor is going bad

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Well it wont work properly, and if the pump is taking a crap chances are it wont be long until the thing seizes up solid. Both my GMs if the heat is on, the ac pump engages on and off no matter what setting

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Go unplug your ac pump and turn the heat on, the heat will work just fine.

      It also only turns on for defrost and whatever it's doing it doesn't make a difference at all,

      I've deleted ac on multiple cars.

  16. My AC was blowing cold but I heard a bad noise coming from the compressor. I took it to a shop who says I need a new compressor but I just cut the belt and there was a rib missing. Could that be the problem?

  17. So, I finally roasted one of my old deans on facebook. It was priceless and now he blocked me, lol

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    2. hdorre

      hdorre

      aint nobody safe from ahmed

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lmao!!!! Once I started, I just couldn't stop

  18. Somebody jacked all the equipment out the BEYMA truck?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I don't see how a build like that isn't more careful about security. I can see the smaller ones having this shit happen.

    3. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      2-way alarms for the win. Rowdy ass fuckers kept setting it off up until 11pm. Then I was good.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      the purple one. It had a shitload of subs in the trunk doors, not too far from the swat truck

  19. Someone got smacked by a train up here

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    2. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      Site just updated for me but damn. That's pretty messed up. You still at slam?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Naw I left. I would've stayed longer but I went down there some people I really don't know. They was cool though. I just would've felt more comfortable with one of homeys there.

    4. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      Yeah I feel you. I'm the same. I brought one of my boys with me.

  20. I need to find a black jesus shirt

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LMAO!!!!!! I need one immediately though

    3. Knocker

      Knocker

      Haha! I googled Black Jesus and your pic came up... One easy way is to go to your local T-Shirt Mart (or whoever makes custom t-shirts in your town) and email them whatever pic you like. They can blast it onto a shirt for you in about 20 minutes.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LMAO!!! I googled ahmed johnson once and my profile here came up. That's a good idea about the shirt too, I'm gonna try and go up to the mall later today

  21. That moment when you check what someone quoted you while you are around your wife and big ol titties is bouncing, lol

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Or some panda ass clapping lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      LMFAO!!!! I was at work when I saw that

  22. Not Kimbo!?!?!?!?!

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      holy shit, just had to look for myself, I hadn't heard.....damn....

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      add Sean Rooks to the list

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