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  1. I need the dummy's version of 6 speed shiftable automatic. Is there a clutch

  2. going on 48 hours of work in the last 72. All work and no play makes homer something, something

  3. I tried but fuck that, lol

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    2. audiofanaticz
    3. hdorre
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I was in the middle of changing this when the bell went off, lol

  4. On my way to the comp in Lafayette

  5. Anybody have cruise control issues not caused by a brake light or fuse

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    2. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      The retainer clip is easy. If your belly isn't big it's a 2 minute Job. My belt isn't exactly small but I've done it a few times

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got the clip off. I had to use an electronics flat head. Made shit a lot easier. I'm gonna grab the part tomorrow. I know I have 20 dollars in AZ credit

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      All the brake lights work, that's why I think it might be something else. I hope it's this switch

  6. I'm glad my dad didn't raise me. He's a fucking weirdo

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    2. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      And you're not?

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm a weird human though. This nigga aint called me in a few years and on FB he sends me a message of my kids saying some times you gotta leave to get your self together

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      and I'm drunk right now, lol................

  7. I might go by my wife's parking lot at work full tilt, just to let her know I'm thinking of her, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      n8, you gonna fuck around and shake the foundation and cause it the garage to cave in, lol

    3. Jessica

      Jessica

      my wife hates loud bass, but she saw a kid at the school with his radio blastin and she said she almost cranked up mine just to show him up. lol

  8. I might fuck around and buy a camper

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      hit him with $3200 he might tell you to meet him at $3800

    3. Ahmed Johnson
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      He got the inside right. Outside looks like shit but I'm not road tripping in it

  9. is it possible to smell a burnt coil on a super tweeter

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    2. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      lol I think I got a couple in the truck that blew again. things ran at 16ohms off a 50watt 2 channel crossed over so high. cheap selenium st-200s!

    3. SnowDrifter

      SnowDrifter

      Yup. I got a whisp of smoke out of mine

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      lol, man I was freaking out at first

  10. Fuck, I forgot........ Christos Anesti

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!! My mom used to make spaghetti with lamb grease. I hated it, lol

    3. aculous

      aculous

      alithos anesti. Also greek easter bread is the best.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I like the new years bread too

  11. who could help me out with Kodi on a tablet

  12. Miguels, you good bro?

  13. Ah damn. Stay away from that purple rain, like tiger's blood, it got aids in it.

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Like winning, anyone surprised?

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      nope! He probably got it from fucking Charlie Sheen

  14. I know I'm late but I just watched deadpool. It was pretty good

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Worth 4.95?

      lol

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Hell naw, I only pay for movies I take my kids too, lol

    3. Kyblack76
  15. Happy halloween guys

    1. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      I got champagne and my pinky ring on. Cone through with that loud pack bruh bruh

    2. Ahmed Johnson
  16. If you believe this story about Mikey, shoot yourself in the face until the gun jams

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I walked in on it as she was talking about this dude Mikey who got popped selling dope and I don't know what else because it sounded like bullshit

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!! Naw, I was and am high as shit, lol

  17. hdorre, not only did I smash, her and her baby dad is on my page, lol

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      fuck it, I'll put him and her up there, lol

    3. Karkov

      Karkov

      i dont have access

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      It's not much to look at, lol. An ugly chick who sucked dick as a kid, that's all.

  18. I just banged my head hard and tried to smoke the pain away. I think I have aids now

  19. Hdorre needs a gofundme page to come to Chicago, lol

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