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  1. If you put dollar general oil in your car, you deserve what happens to you in LIFE

  2. Peyton's riding off into the sunset a winner

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I didn't care until I saw him up there holding the trophy and happy. I guess I'm gay because it made me happy too, lol

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I respect Peyton, it's just that he was the QB that beat the Bears in the superbowl

  3. Ok Gruden we get it you don't like Cutler. Thank god they got him with Tirico.

  4. Is Ahmed bout to get a console

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Ps4 updates are just as bad.

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      It took 5 hours for my eso dlc to load. And an hour for gta dlc.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yeah, the updates blew my high. Then I couldn't figure out how to turn off the narrator. Plus you have to install the game. I smoked a few times

  5. Are you interested in a pleasant surprise? google mick foley's daughter

  6. better yet, how would I know if my AC pulley or compressor is going bad

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. audiofanaticz

      audiofanaticz

      Well it wont work properly, and if the pump is taking a crap chances are it wont be long until the thing seizes up solid. Both my GMs if the heat is on, the ac pump engages on and off no matter what setting

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      Go unplug your ac pump and turn the heat on, the heat will work just fine.

      It also only turns on for defrost and whatever it's doing it doesn't make a difference at all,

      I've deleted ac on multiple cars.

  7. I don't understand dumb mothafuckas who wanna cuss the police out while in my car

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    2. Ahmed Johnson
    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      your homeboys are going to get you shot

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Probably, not just by the police either

  8. Did boxing die last night

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Gennady would knock Floyd out. At the very least beat the shit out of him.

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      I want to see deontay wilder fight Wladimir.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I do too, but I think Deontay is to scared to fight him

  9. I moved my alternator ground from the battery and now my shit stays above 14. Why?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      The only thing I didn't do that he told me to do was hook up the bypass. I don't think I need it now.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      And I didn't do a second power run

  10. who here runs a ground from the front to back?

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    2. Chris Hammer

      Chris Hammer

      I am only running a 4channel right now and I have grounded to frame in rear and from that ground a run to the batter ground up front...so both and overkill for 400w lol

    3. Chris Hammer

      Chris Hammer

      I am only running a 4channel right now and I have grounded to frame in rear and from that ground a run to the batter ground up front...so both and overkill for 400w lol

  11. is it possible to get a 3-pole relay rebuilt?

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Yep. My bad. After calling numerous manufacturers and being told that we can swap the case, my boss decided that some times its ok top listen to the employee, lol

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      We used the old mount and bought new guts, lol

    4. ShadeTreeMechanic

      ShadeTreeMechanic

      Glad you got it going.?

  12. Lmfao!!! My mom has denounced her Puerto Rican side so she won't be deported. She must be voting Trump.

  13. My last check from my former employer came without my vacation time on it, should I sue or something

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      THe teachers where I used to work is going on strike next week. I might have to get in front of a camera and tell all the dirty shit I know

    3. SkarredSierra

      SkarredSierra

      U try talkn with ur union rep yet?

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I'm not in that union anymore and they was pissed at me for working as a maintenance tech for 4 hours at full time janitor pay

  14. i might lower my truck. What are all the suspension changes I need. no bags.

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I just got done smoking and thought bags are a bad idea anyway. I don't want to crash and blow up. Just a regular dropkit for me.

    3. boom50cal

      boom50cal

      slam specialty bags aren't too bad price wise. it's the fittings, valves, and solenoids that will set you back the most.

  15. Somebody hook me up with a pic of a system under the hood. If there is one.

  16. Everyone is talking about martial law, what y'all think

  17. who's gonna watch ufc 187

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Somebody get Johnson an inhaler

    3. fosgatefan821
    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Ok, well then. AJ took that ass whooping like a man. Mad respect to him

  18. Help me out here since most of my FB friends want to be scared, is there a real chance that we go to war with Russia

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      No way it would be traditional warfare,

      Neither would win a battle on the others turf, period.

      We go to Russia we get our ass kicked, they come here they get their ass kicked.

    3. Rich Schenk

      Rich Schenk

      Don't like that they our doing massive nuclear drills. Sort of concerns me. Hope Hillary doesn't come into power because who knows what will happen.

    4. Ahmed Johnson
  19. Where are all the pot stirrers? A cop killed another person and no threads. Can't argue what's been recorded.

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    2. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      That's odd because it's been all over the news here.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      B_a_a, exactly. Whether it's racist or not, the media has played out any divisive headline. I just tweak out when I see certain threads were the op doesn't understand they're being played.

  20. Arguing with my my friend because my RCA's are ran on the same side as my power has lowered my life expectancy 10 years

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      For you, since nobody really knows the price of crossfire, 950, lol

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I got those garden hose skar RCA's

  21. I wish they never cancelled blue mountain state

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    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      She was, shit. The slow blow............... LMFAO!!

    3. ToNasty

      ToNasty

      You liked the oreo race didn't you

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Lol!!!! This mothafucka snuck off and still ate his

  22. Straight outta Compton was........ aite

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    2. Karkov

      Karkov

      Easy E was my favorite, these reviews leave me disappointed before I even see it

    3. Miguels

      Miguels

      Eazy e didn't have beef with Cube even after he split. He even said it on Howard Stern. He said f snoop f dre. Not Cube, Cube is cool. so now I think Cube was jealous of eazy e.

    4. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Forget the holes, it seemed sloppy too me.

  23. on the ohio turnpike heading west, around mile marker 235, Alicia at the service center gas station is fine as fuck.

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    2. tyma1026

      tyma1026

      lol. I hate when I see them and don't speak. Then go back later and never see them again

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I spoke but I couldn't go hard. We had a little convo about using the debit card, lol

  24. What's there to do in Vegas, other than gamble and that's disease free

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    2. _paralyzed_

      _paralyzed_

      There are some really good antique shops right over in Henderson.

    3. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      I hope they let me shoot a fully auto. I'm definitely hitting the buffets.

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