ZombieswithMustaches

Becoming the person you want to be is like creating a piece of art. You have an outcome in mind, you work extremely hard to produce this outcome and then usually wing it when it's not turning out the way you'd hoped! It's usually better that way because your idea will change as the piece is coming together! Enjoy the ride! No great work of art came together quickly!

Come down to the Arrow Bar in downtown Texarkana behind the post office tonight! I'm dj-ing and taking requests. They have the coldest beers and friendliest staff in the area!! I promise I'll play something that will let you shake that luscious booty of yours!

I'm DJing tonight at Out and About Sports Bar (The Arrow Bar) downtown. I'll start around 7:30 or 8 and finish around midnight. Come out and chill with me! I'll play some good music and we can watch old people dance!

When are people gonna stop dating Taylor Swift? She has written yet another song about how some dude played with her wittle heart and was a meany pants! Hooker! You're 22 years old. Grow up! Here's a little excerpt from her newest song, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together":"I’m really gonna miss you picking fightsAnd me, falling for a screaming that I’m rightAnd you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine...

I, also, get asked occasionally what's different about tattooing now versus 5-10-15 years ago. My answer is almost always the same, two things: the market is over saturated (too many artists) and no loyalty to artists anymore! People are so damn fickle! They'll drop you to go get tattooed by some POS "artist" just because they're $20 cheaper. Loyalty is dying daily and that's the saddest part of it all. Tattooing used to be all about loyalty and respect!!

Ladies and Gents, I go on in just a bit at The Arrow bar downtown. Come one, come all and hear the amazing songs other people wrote, that I'm gonna sing! Your ears will be slightly happy you did.

On another note: if ya feel like going out and wanna hear me sing, I'll be singing in an open mic night at the Arrow Bar (Out and About) tonight at 8pm! Come out and watch me screw things up!

Super sexy alert: I'm about to upgrade the ram on my laptop!! Oh yeah baby! I'm gonna insert that new ram so gently and then really speed it up! Make it feel amazing!

Just to be clear, that status was not to scold anyone. I know it's not easy to talk to someone about loss. Our society doesn't deal well with tragedy and the subject of death is very taboo, most of the time. I was just asking that everyone be patient with me and understand that I might not always be the "same ol' Jason" I've been in the past.

After a decent timeout from hurting my back, I started back on the treadmill today! So, hopefully, my new shirt can read: Bald, Tattooed, Slightly Chubby (but working to non-chubby) and Awesome.

Tattooed, Bearded, Chubby, Bald and Awesome. Yeah, that adequately describes me.

How could you not like my new profile pic?? Geez. I was so handsome and childlike back then! I mean, look at that hair!!

Been a good day. Went and bought a pool. While waiting for the pool to fill, I double layered the roof of my truck with Dynamat Xtreme. Finished and jumped in the pool. Now, chillin' and playing on youtube.

So stoked. Just paid for RAM Designs to build a box for my four SA-10's.

"Chuck Norris is so bad, he takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him incase he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death"

I don't care what anyone says, Matthew McConaughey has never looked more badass than he does in Reign of Fire. I love this movie!

Tooo early!!! Playing in a golf tourney today and tomorrow! Looks like it's gonna be a very wet round of golf!

Hailey shouldn't have went home. Should've been Scotty!! That dude must have some sort of magical testicles that keep him from being sent home! Good to know, if he ever makes a pass at me! Gotta find my anti-magical testicles potion! Damn!! where is it?! Oh crap! Here he comes!!

SOTD: Tab Benoit - Darkness from the Sea Saint Sessions. If you like gut-wrenching blues or wanna drink to some really good music, this is your song. Feels like you're in some run down dive bar listening to a guy pour his heart out through his guitar. You're welcome!

After a long day of work yesterday, I, being the wonderful and loving husband, told my amazing and unnaturally, beautiful wife that I would mow the yard before eating her astounding homemade enchiladas! Later she gave me an amazing foot massage before she fell asleep and started snoring! I love you, sizzle tits! I don't deserve you and I'm not sure how I'll ever pay God back for giving you to me!

"You get what you work for, not what you wish for!" - as seen on a tshirt at the zoo. Words of wisdom.

*sexy update* five old ladies, two old dudes and me. Things just got a lil' more interesting!

SOTD: lonely Island - mother lover ft. Justin Timberlake. (its all about lovin', bro!)

SOTD: Dr Dre - The Next Episode (cause I'm feelin' gangSTAR today! And Dre was right,"you can't make a hoe a housewife!")

Ate pizza last night and had weird dreams. I had one in which I could speak fluent French. So theres that...another was in a spaceship.