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  1. Remember everyone: you can bleach an asshole, but it still is full of shit

  2. Instead of people making resolutions to go work out more, they should make the resolution to workout without having to tell everyone everyday that they went. That would be much more impressive

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    2. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Ill listen until the BS starts coming out. Like "last week I could only get 135 for 5, this week I got 225 for 5."

    3. MrSkippyJ
  3. Loving this $1.94 gas back home!

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    2. Skater229

      Skater229

      $3.98 and has been that for about 7 months... Gotta love Guantanamo...

    3. gally

      gally

      its about 1,4 euro for a liter..the gas so thats about 1.6$ per liter...so win?

    4. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      4 liters to a gallon so you lose.

  4. Wade Halfmann Jessica Toms change your password. Your fb has been posting spam

  5. Grades posted for the semester. Got a 3.5!It is a whole different feeling when you study something you actually care about and interests you so then pride can be taken in your academics

  6. Last week I took a test in a class. I bubbled 11 A's in a row. I sat there freaking out that there is no way it could be right.All 11 were correct... mind blown

    1. LoudBimmer

      LoudBimmer

      get the fuck out of here

    2. Broke_Audio_Addict
    3. Souldrop

      Souldrop

      I was a high school teacher for a few months. I once made a 20 quiz all the same answer. 4 students were freaking out.

  7. Such a beautiful car with a 5.0 cobra swap. Happy I got to drive it

  8. So many people have enough information to have a conversation on a topic, but not enough to know what they are talking about

  9. This morning I woke up and started to do my usual routine of checking all my phone notifications and apps. Turns out Winston is quite jealous of my attention and was not having it. He repeatedly tried to knock my phone out my hand and when I set it down he walked over and layed on it. Looked at me like "touch it again, bitch"What an adorable asshole

  10. Everyone meet Winston, my new Munchkin catI love this mother fucker. He already likes belly rubs

  11. Just saw an old lady driving while holding a piece of pizza out the window to cool it off so she could eat it. Carry on grandma

  12. I hate people on craigslist. Fucking idiots

  13. Couple mile run and disc golf with my girl. Going to be a great day

    1. hoit

      hoit

      disc golf is the shiz...been too long for me. ;-(

    2. Keith77

      Keith77

      Pics of said girl?

  14. When you try out a new salsa and it sucks.

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    2. Miguels

      Miguels

      when you use a knife and leave chunks its not a salsa its pico de gallo. salsa is when you boil the peppers and tomato then blend them together. salsa can have some chunks but it has to be watery.. but all those canned salsas dont taste like home made

    3. Broke_Audio_Addict

      Broke_Audio_Addict

      @gunnem I always put it on after never thought of mixing it in while cooking, going to have to give that a try.

  15. I'm so glad awolnation isn't popular anymore

    1. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      their popularity was making you unhappy?

    2. gally

      gally

      ......SAIL.......

  16. Had a Vietnam veteran come in to work this morning. I thanked him for his service as he left. 10 minutes later he showed up with breakfast for the whole shop!

    1. rockFord_Expedition

      rockFord_Expedition

      Vietnam vets are really appreciative when you thank them ime. Most we're treated like garbage when they returned to the states. That's awesome you thanked him.

  17. Finally, a phrase that can appeal to all car enthusiasts. Doesn't matter if you build for audio, speed, drift, hard parking/stance, rock crawling, mudding, or any other style for that matter:You build for smiles per gallon, not miles per gallon.

    1. Kyblack76

      Kyblack76

      Meh..... Don't really care for it. But, whatever floats your boat

    2. gally

      gally

      bought a car that do 6 liters per 100km...now with the sistem in it does close to 7 liters....dont really care as long as i have good music which is also loud and clear...and also BASS

  18. For the first time ever, I haven't given a shit about the new Call of Duty release. What has the world come to?

    1. SPL.Pantie.Soak

      SPL.Pantie.Soak

      True man, they all went downhill, I want to say Black Ops two was the last good one. the last really good one was black ops 1. COD 5 was the best... ever.... World at war... man good times.

    2. DubNDodge

      DubNDodge

      That user name.. ha.

  19. "Just because im 54 doesn't mean I've lost it, guys. I'd be all over him like a wet diaper "What.The.Fuck. Professor?!

  20. Good lord my new sheets are comfy

  21. Just counted 11 baby fish in my tank. Adults have been in there only a couple of days... Someone is laying it downnnn!

  22. Anyone near Huntsville have a snake I can barrow?

    1. evermaxx
    2. MrSkippyJ

      MrSkippyJ

      i have learned to not let people barrow my snakes

  23. Alright here we go: Mcgangbang with a buffalo ranch hot n spicy instead

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