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dkindle613

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  1. So many tadpoles. How come none of them ever turn into little froggies? :(

  2. Question, if it's NOT alright to look even if you don't touch, can humanity be faithful in a relationship?

  3. :madsign: car in front of me tossed up a rock and chipped/cracked the windshield on the drive in this morning. Insurance better get back to me soon, don't want it to crack more with the combo of cold weather and bass.
  4. Gonna replace my stock alt with a Mechman 320A :D

  5. So, i put my subs for sale on the local ads. I instantly get a phone call. He wants, but, wants to "meet" at the house ?.. i tell him, ahh, dude, how bout at the red lobster down the street, and, he hangs up?... Shot guns, now at both our bed sides, and the HG's are ready... Wtf??

  6. I didn't notice this sooner but where in the hell did Adam go? He just vanished like a juiced up body builders penis.

  7. Since when does Paypal charge fees on 'Gift' transactions?

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      Fail of the week, Goes to Chris Hammer. LOLOLOLOLOL

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  8. somebody need to quit waking up a 7:30 lol

  9. Let the neighbor kid borrow my PS3 controller to play Black Ops with his friend. One condition was that he had to let me use his USB cable to re-sync it to my console when done. He brought the controller back, not the cable. Said he would bring it and never did. I has no video games FML.

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      i would have told him to get the cable first, but if i was you i would be knocking down doors..

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  10. When are people gonna stop dating Taylor Swift? She has written yet another song about how some dude played with her wittle heart and was a meany pants! Hooker! You're 22 years old. Grow up! Here's a little excerpt from her newest song, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together":"I’m really gonna miss you picking fightsAnd me, falling for a screaming that I’m rightAnd you, will hide away and find your piece of mind with some indie record that’s much cooler than mine...

  11. If anyone.needs a sundown 4500 hit up Mike Bridge he needs it gone asap!

  12. A guy gets arrested in Walmart for groping a woman and his explanation to police is her booty looked so irresistible I just couldn't help myself...I wanna see that ass that will get you locked up.

  13. Love the looks of people's faces when I tell them I never been to Dennys. Though I need to go someday.

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      i have never been to a dennys either. everybody i know, says that when they have been there, either food is shitty, or service is shitty..

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  14. Lowballer called me a "prick" because I called her, yes HER, a piece of shit. Excuse for lowball, "thats all the money I have, or else I'd pay what you're asking". Fuck off biatch.

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      tell her you will give her a break on the price, if she will come suck up the team. HA HA

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  15. Yes, it is raining, that does not mean that every dumb motherfucker needs to forget how the fuck to drive and get into the right lane, not the passing lane, if they want to go anywhere.

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      i know dude, it is just insane... ggrrr the stupid drivers around here...

  16. Fuck USPS. I dont have to sign for it. Leave it in my fucking mailbox.

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      A lot of the times, if the mail carrier, thinks the package is too dangerous, or expensive, they will not leave it, due to due common courtesy. A couple years ago around here people would go around and steal any packages that were left in mailboxes, or outside a door.

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  17. ANOTHER $0NOF@B!+(H DONE LOST HIS MIND IN WISCONSIN.

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      dkindle613

      Shooting at Sikh temple: 7 dead, including suspected gunman, police say

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  18. Just dropped $200 on a get-up for my face to face interview for the Sheriffs Dept on Thursday morning.

  19. One of my batts is toast. And its one I dont think i can get to. looks like the wall is going to have to move

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      pics of said wall are out there.. you just have to look through 776 pages. :peepwall:

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  20. First day at work, already got a new girl to call. And another paying a lot of attention LOL. Are they Mexican, of course they are. I wonder how many I could get if I wasn't fat.

  21. First day at work, already got a new girl to call. And another paying a lot of attention LOL. Are they Mexican, of course they are. I wonder how many I could get if I wasn't fat.

    1. dkindle613

      dkindle613

      ^^you better watch out.. Michigan girls are FUCKING NUTS. lol good luck.

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  22. Guess who just got orders to Las Vegas.....This guy

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