B Slaps

So drunk I could "ALMOST" screew a fatty chick.... LAEWLZ!

So drunk I could "ALMOST" screew a fatty chick.... LAEWLZ!

beer!

Off to church... Wait, what?! Yes.. Church.

Murphy's Law : Theres never enough time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

just joined give me some love!

24 cubes gross and double baffles. how the fuck am i moving this thing?

Love the Arizona Drinks. Badass. 10 for $10.57.

Speeding ticket came in the mail. $424, +$54 to do traffic school, plus whatever the school charges. Damn.

be an adult, not a kid! Hit the toilet, not the lid!

Has been approved to revanue share on youtube, and also just found out I am now a youtube partner!!!!!

Man I really want some damn waffles this morning. I need to teach myself how to actually make those damn things.

Bitchez iz Snitchez !!!!! Shizzle

Damn iPhone is fuckin up again. Screen is on but stuck on a black screen WTF!

Anyone wanna buy a loud exploder? i found a falcon i want BAAAADDDDDDDD

Just turned 21, first night at the club was a success. I dont remember shit hahaha

Holy sh!t I'm on the top poster board! LOL been a while!

SOME BITTER ASS MOTHERFUCKING FORUMS OUT THERE - ADD DYI TO THE LIST LOL! Nobody on other forums ever congradulates, just hates. OH WELL.

is thinkin bout ninja chickz

today would have been tupac shakur's 40th birthday.

i just saw a thread in the trash bin from some douchebag youtube troll - apparantly making money off youtube is for faggots. hahah, is that the best you got? jesus

SO THE BEST THING EVER...got the phone call about the house!! The seller is trying to move as fast as possible...his attorney is slow..bbbuuuttt....1500 what it takes to move in! MY HUBBY SAYS...IF THAT'S WHAT U WANT! (he does too...the garage is awesome!)

So my fucked up week has now got even more fucked up when my mortgage has now officially gone into delinquent. Now all I need is a heart attack to finally finish the fucking job. Oh btw, tell that dyke legal spouse of mines, that she needs to get her shit out of the basement. Since she's no longer paying storage fees that shit going to be sold to pay off her non-May mortgage payment.

My crx got totalled in my own damn yard lol.

my balls itch.