woodzyspl Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 havn't seen a thread like this, i no jokes are a bit old, but still funny to some lol. Lets see what you got. i like my women how i like my coffee, Ground up and in the freezer. i like my women how i like my coffee, With my dick in it. i like my women how i like my coffee, Hot and in the kitchen. i like my women how i like my coffee, Hot, black and shipped from third world countries in a crate. I like my women like I like my bread, full of yeast. I like my women like I like my cheese, American, fat-free, and single. I like my women like my third-word nations: undeveloped and willing to do anything for U.S. dollars. After sex, I like my women like I like my mailbox. Outside of my house. I like my women like I like my boat, wet and covered in seamen. I like my women like I like my turtles. Helpless when they're on their back. bit worse.. i like my woman like i like my whiske, 12 years old and mxed up with coke I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her. AUSTRALIA do i need say more? HU: some crap pionee AMP: dc 9k @ 18v SUB: 4 elevation audio sqx 12" Battery: 2 neuton power 8200d burp setup for fun 152's soon to come: rebuilt soundstream xxx (2 18" OR 3 15" wall) Bunch speakers, more batts and new HU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRTC360 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 '93 Firebird Formula V8 H/U- Kenwood eXcelon KDC-X395 Mids/Highs Amp- Hifonics ZXI80.4 Wiring-KNU RCA's, Speaker Wire, And Two Runs Of Trystar 1/0 G34 Red Top and a 180amp Ford Alternator www.youtube.com/TRTC360 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatersGonnaHate Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 I like my women like I like my boxers...... On my dick. My name is AdamThis is my Civic Build.7" Samsung Tab 2Kenwood KDC-X896Clarion EQS746Sundown X-15DC 3.5k @2ohmHatersGonnaHate's 02 Civic UBLELD Bypass for Honda Civic/Accord/FitDon's Jeep Grand Cherokee Rebuild N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight looks like tony montana sneezed in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05dodge Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 My wife just looked at me like she wanted to kill me when she read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatersGonnaHate Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 I like my women like I like my trucks, big and full of gas. My name is AdamThis is my Civic Build.7" Samsung Tab 2Kenwood KDC-X896Clarion EQS746Sundown X-15DC 3.5k @2ohmHatersGonnaHate's 02 Civic UBLELD Bypass for Honda Civic/Accord/FitDon's Jeep Grand Cherokee Rebuild N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight looks like tony montana sneezed in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRTC360 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 I like my women like I like my jackets, warm and tight. '93 Firebird Formula V8 H/U- Kenwood eXcelon KDC-X395 Mids/Highs Amp- Hifonics ZXI80.4 Wiring-KNU RCA's, Speaker Wire, And Two Runs Of Trystar 1/0 G34 Red Top and a 180amp Ford Alternator www.youtube.com/TRTC360 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatblack Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 the microwave one is the best so far haha look at my super internets it beast! http://speedtest.net/result/906958776.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Darkjustice Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 i like my women how i like my pastries. full of cream i like my women how i like my cars. easy to get in and out i like my women how i like my dryer sheets. stick it and forget it i like my women how i like my hambugers, my meat shoved between their buns i like my women how i like my steak. big, juicy and not sayin shit i like my women how i like my pie, with my cock in it i like my women how i like my dishwasher. in the kitchen Fusion With A Stetsom 4k2d on 2 DC XL 15s tuned to 31hz and Subs and ports forward The Revolution Was Not Televised But There Is This Thread(clicky) Dr Merkenstein is my 360 gamertag and my profession. When shit gets real, call in the Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emoxihax Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 i like my coffee like i like my woman, weak and light 2004 Volkswagen GLI 1 10" Skar VVX ^^^ Looking for an amp to run it, Pm me if you have one ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodzyspl Posted January 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 good stuff LOL sorry about your wife tho.. i like my woman like i like my bass, heavy and slooow AUSTRALIA do i need say more? HU: some crap pionee AMP: dc 9k @ 18v SUB: 4 elevation audio sqx 12" Battery: 2 neuton power 8200d burp setup for fun 152's soon to come: rebuilt soundstream xxx (2 18" OR 3 15" wall) Bunch speakers, more batts and new HU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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