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havn't seen a thread like this, i no jokes are a bit old, but still funny to some lol. Lets see what you got.

i like my women how i like my coffee, Ground up and in the freezer.

i like my women how i like my coffee, With my dick in it.

i like my women how i like my coffee, Hot and in the kitchen.

i like my women how i like my coffee, Hot, black and shipped from third world countries in a crate.

I like my women like I like my bread, full of yeast.

I like my women like I like my cheese, American, fat-free, and single.

I like my women like my third-word nations: undeveloped and willing to do anything for U.S. dollars.

After sex, I like my women like I like my mailbox. Outside of my house.

I like my women like I like my boat, wet and covered in seamen.

I like my women like I like my turtles. Helpless when they're on their back.

bit worse..

i like my woman like i like my whiske, 12 years old and mxed up with coke

I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

AUSTRALIA do i need say more?

HU: some crap pionee

AMP: dc 9k @ 18v

SUB: 4 elevation audio sqx 12"

Battery: 2 neuton power 8200d

burp setup for fun 152's

soon to come: rebuilt soundstream xxx (2 18" OR 3 15" wall) Bunch speakers, more batts and new HU

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I like my women like I like my boxers...... On my dick.

My name is AdamThis is my Civic Build.7" Samsung Tab 2Kenwood KDC-X896Clarion EQS746Sundown X-15DC 3.5k @2ohmHatersGonnaHate's 02 Civic UBLELD Bypass for Honda Civic/Accord/FitDon's Jeep Grand Cherokee Rebuild

N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol

srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight

looks like tony montana sneezed in your car.

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I like my women like I like my trucks, big and full of gas.

My name is AdamThis is my Civic Build.7" Samsung Tab 2Kenwood KDC-X896Clarion EQS746Sundown X-15DC 3.5k @2ohmHatersGonnaHate's 02 Civic UBLELD Bypass for Honda Civic/Accord/FitDon's Jeep Grand Cherokee Rebuild

N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol

srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight

looks like tony montana sneezed in your car.

VbjgkeI.jpg

kNsESzw.jpg

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I like my women like I like my jackets, warm and tight.

'93 Firebird Formula V8

H/U- Kenwood eXcelon KDC-X395

Mids/Highs Amp- Hifonics ZXI80.4

Wiring-KNU RCA's, Speaker Wire, And Two Runs Of Trystar 1/0

G34 Red Top and a 180amp Ford Alternator

www.youtube.com/TRTC360

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i like my women how i like my pastries. full of cream

i like my women how i like my cars. easy to get in and out

i like my women how i like my dryer sheets. stick it and forget it

i like my women how i like my hambugers, my meat shoved between their buns

i like my women how i like my steak. big, juicy and not sayin shit

i like my women how i like my pie, with my cock in it

i like my women how i like my dishwasher. in the kitchen

Fusion With A Stetsom 4k2d on 2 DC XL 15s tuned to 31hz and Subs and ports forward

The Revolution Was Not Televised

But There Is This Thread(clicky)

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good stuff LOL sorry about your wife tho..

i like my woman like i like my bass, heavy and slooow

AUSTRALIA do i need say more?

HU: some crap pionee

AMP: dc 9k @ 18v

SUB: 4 elevation audio sqx 12"

Battery: 2 neuton power 8200d

burp setup for fun 152's

soon to come: rebuilt soundstream xxx (2 18" OR 3 15" wall) Bunch speakers, more batts and new HU

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