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lol... I would be fuked... I always try to have just a tad of beer in my system

But thats a great idea for alch that dont want to get DUIs

I know when I drink alot, I dont give a fuk, I do whatever I want, and dont let anyone stop me

but when Iam sober, Iam like such a law abiding citizen

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I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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But Roscoe, most drunks are like that honestly, when you pass that line of buzzin hard/drunk, I think everyone gets that way

Anyways, moral of the story

Dont drink and drive

unless the liquer store is next door maybe

well, maybe not

ON DONT PROCRASTINATE on any legal matters, get your shit taken care of ASAP!

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I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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But Roscoe, most drunks are like that honestly, when you pass that line of buzzin hard/drunk, I think everyone gets that way

Anyways, moral of the story

Dont drink and drive

unless the liquer store is next door maybe

well, maybe not

ON DONT PROCRASTINATE on any legal matters, get your shit taken care of ASAP!

Oh not saying Im any different either! I just get a driver b4 hand now....Dont need another DUI..... been over 12yrs for me too!

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