Jskiles Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Im not sure if any of you have heard this or not but my teacher gave us this little story. I thought it was pretty funny One night when his charge was pretty high, Mike Rofarad decided to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. She like his magnetic personality so she forgot all about her matched pair Pic ‘o Henry. They rode the Wheatstone Bridge and stopped in a magnetic field by flowing current that produced sine waves. Mike, attracted by Milli’s characteristic curves, soon had his capacitance at a maximum and his potential fully excited. He laid her at a ground on a bed of CMOS, raised her sensitvity, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it into her socket, connecting then in parallel, and began to short her shunt. The current flow got her hot and milli cried, “Mho! Mho! Give me Mho until it hertz!” His reactance amplified her inductance and her tube operated at maximum oscillation until his battery was completely discharged and drained of its load. They fluxed all night, with great frequency, trying various connections and sockets until his bar magnet lost all its field strength. Coils just wanna have fun so afterwards Milli tried self-induction with a multivibrator but was unable to generate any excitement in her Traveling Wave Tube (TWT). Mike said, “That’s what you get for going solenoid.” In an attempt to rectify the current situation, they reversed polarities and blew each other’s fuses. Later he took her ohm. While this Admitance is told with Reluctance, please remember that it is the Condenser version Anyone else have some of these ? 2010 Kia Forte Koup (Slow Build) 2 Sundown SCV-3000D 2 DC XL M1 with PSI reconesFocal R-165s2 on Orion 4800-HPKenwood KDC-X798Knukonceptz OFC 1/0Audiotechnix,Fatmat and Q-mat Deadener XS power D3400 up front 3 D3100s power in trunkStock 110 amp alt 2013 Scion TC 2 Dc lvl 3s with xl coils on Soundqubed 2200 Sundown components AA 50.2 for components Pioneer FH-X700BT Knukonceptz OFC 1/0 Fatmat and Q-mat Deadener XS Power D3100 up front D925 in back Mechman 240 alt http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/189911-2013-scion-tc-build/ <Scion TC Build http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/174094-jskiles-forte-koup/ <Slow Kia Forte Buildhttp://www.stevemead...ockUserAgent__1 < Old build 2005 Equinox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatersGonnaHate Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 I dunno about you, but this just made me blow the capacitance of my resistive load. My name is AdamThis is my Civic Build.7" Samsung Tab 2Kenwood KDC-X896Clarion EQS746Sundown X-15DC 3.5k @2ohmHatersGonnaHate's 02 Civic UBLELD Bypass for Honda Civic/Accord/FitDon's Jeep Grand Cherokee Rebuild N8ball2013 - i think you'd stick your dick in a blender if it told you it was 40 wtih two kids your age. lol srp365 - If posting were picking up bitches, I'd be going home single tonight looks like tony montana sneezed in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddymack028 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Interesting....lol I don't know any stories like this one, good story tho eddymack028 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jskiles Posted December 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 My first mod teacher is pretty much a dirty old man when it comes to talking about electronics. I havent heard anything that he couldn't make something dirty about it. 2010 Kia Forte Koup (Slow Build) 2 Sundown SCV-3000D 2 DC XL M1 with PSI reconesFocal R-165s2 on Orion 4800-HPKenwood KDC-X798Knukonceptz OFC 1/0Audiotechnix,Fatmat and Q-mat Deadener XS power D3400 up front 3 D3100s power in trunkStock 110 amp alt 2013 Scion TC 2 Dc lvl 3s with xl coils on Soundqubed 2200 Sundown components AA 50.2 for components Pioneer FH-X700BT Knukonceptz OFC 1/0 Fatmat and Q-mat Deadener XS Power D3100 up front D925 in back Mechman 240 alt http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/189911-2013-scion-tc-build/ <Scion TC Build http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/174094-jskiles-forte-koup/ <Slow Kia Forte Buildhttp://www.stevemead...ockUserAgent__1 < Old build 2005 Equinox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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