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I know a girl that did massage therapy she told me you can pretty much get it at any massage place if you know how to ask and depending on if the girl is down for it.

What are the code words I gotta use

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sometimes Loud is NOT pretty

Sounds like its safe to go ahead and bend that ass over.

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I know a girl that did massage therapy she told me you can pretty much get it at any massage place if you know how to ask and depending on if the girl is down for it.

What are the code words I gotta use

come in there semi-drunk so they are comfortable you're not a cop

then let them notice the big face bill hanging out where a belt buckle should be

$20 for the rent hmm Ill spend it on the whore

http://youtu.be/fQVb2g4kfcI

Lol. I'll go in there smelling like a fresh swisher then.

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New Star Wars lightsabers are teh bomb whut?
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You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back.

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I know a girl that did massage therapy she told me you can pretty much get it at any massage place if you know how to ask and depending on if the girl is down for it.

What are the code words I gotta use

Ask for "happy ending"

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Metered today.

Still only 1k. Outlaw on dash @ 41

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On 10/20/2013 at 0:37 AM, KillaCam said:

Fucking with a Prius driver is like making fun of a disabled kid. Pussies.

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I really have no clue and I'm sure it's dependent on the girls but I'm not going to ask her either, the only time I see her is with her boyfriend who is a good friend and I'm sure he doesn't want to hear about it. She has said big $$$ help.

That being said a lot of people's definition of "music" is a clipped 30 hz sine wave with some 80 IQ knuckle head grunting about committing crimes and his genitals.

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