Jump to content

I Failed A Polygraph For A New Job


Recommended Posts

i was 100% honest

i was trying out to be an NOPD officer and i think my recruiter was retarded and to say the least i cant be a cop in New Orleans ever. i think a few ???'s got me but what really got me mad today was that he asked what i drive and it was listed on the paperwork.

i told him an isuzu pickup. he goes what type of pickup. i tell him a mini truck. he says no what type of truck. i told him i had no clue what he was talking about. he said there should be a model. i replied its an isuzu "pickup" he still argued that it cant be and should have a model name. i said the model is "pickup" i got a lil angry and said check the title, insurance card and registration that you have in front of you.

so all in all i drive an "Isuzu ???" i appearantly wasnt trueful with him as to what i drive and that with maybe 2 other ???'s i cant be a NOPD cop anymore. as i look at it if i had to work with ppl like him i wouldnt make it anyway

o yea he also wanted exact dates for things that happened 10+ years ago i couldnt remember and he still wanted them

and he asked me if i was still paying for my truck. i was like its a 91 i paid cash straight up for it.

then i hit up the casino and watched them filming "12 rounds" with WWE"s john cena

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I would think it would have a model name or number attached to it?

So you could be be the cop that says "go after that there red pickemup truck".

I Think the key would be in the details ;)

Designing, building, and shipping boxes. Yahoo IM - kingsuv00If the listening level is too loud, please inform the driver, so he can promptly pull over, and let you out.

not many cars can get me to pluggin my ears but this one.......damn. I mean the first minute is ok but that thing just really starts digging deeper and deeper in your earhole till you cant stand it no more. Seems like it does it with relative ease....16 12's on 8 amps.........gotta love it. :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

cant retake it after the polygraph. and the title, my insurance card and the registration says "isuzu" "pkup" he kept telling me no there has to be a name for it. i really didnt know what to tell him.

at anytime they feel your not being honest it can be terminated at anytime with no reason(s) given

like i said if i had to deal with ppl like that, then im better off not working there. theres plenty other jobs available and im still employed at my current job so its all good.

this cop was also hinting that i had my tickets fixed, which i did dont think its a crime b/c every last one of them got dismissed. even one i plead guilty to and was required to pay a fine. case dismissed, court cost dismissed never payed a dime. i just beat there system with those

and he wanted me to fill out my military history on the app. i told him i was never in the military and he said i still had to fill it out.

NOPD's finest, those not smart enough to teach, recruit

Link to comment
Share on other sites

a little unknown fact is throughout the hiring process for police officers is that they asked many questions that r instigative to see how u react. they try to weed out the hotheads or the ones that cant take critisism. during my hiring process years ago they sent me to a sheriff's dept pshyc. and he told me he thought tattoos were dumb and since i have some what does that make me? i felt like crushing him right there but i just replied i guess thats your opinion! they also use poly and pshyc to get rid of u for anything they didnt like on your app or background.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

a little unknown fact is throughout the hiring process for police officers is that they asked many questions that r instigative to see how u react. they try to weed out the hotheads or the ones that cant take critisism. during my hiring process years ago they sent me to a sheriff's dept pshyc. and he told me he thought tattoos were dumb and since i have some what does that make me? i felt like crushing him right there but i just replied i guess thats your opinion! they also use poly and pshyc to get rid of u for anything they didnt like on your app or background.

EXACTLY! Poly test are also part of the psyc review in many Dpt's. They test you in ways you woulodnt believe!!

Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer

Scientia est Vox

"In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti"clover.gif

DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!!

SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER

Roscoe.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was 100% honest

i was trying out to be an NOPD officer and i think my recruiter was retarded and to say the least i cant be a cop in New Orleans ever. i think a few ???'s got me but what really got me mad today was that he asked what i drive and it was listed on the paperwork.

i told him an isuzu pickup. he goes what type of pickup. i tell him a mini truck. he says no what type of truck. i told him i had no clue what he was talking about. he said there should be a model. i replied its an isuzu "pickup" he still argued that it cant be and should have a model name. i said the model is "pickup" i got a lil angry and said check the title, insurance card and registration that you have in front of you.

so all in all i drive an "Isuzu ???" i appearantly wasnt trueful with him as to what i drive and that with maybe 2 other ???'s i cant be a NOPD cop anymore. as i look at it if i had to work with ppl like him i wouldnt make it anyway

o yea he also wanted exact dates for things that happened 10+ years ago i couldnt remember and he still wanted them

and he asked me if i was still paying for my truck. i was like its a 91 i paid cash straight up for it.

then i hit up the casino and watched them filming "12 rounds" with WWE"s john cena

same here in canada with workers from all genres.. fuckin beginners

1 Alpine 9886

1 Clarion APA250 100w @ 4 Ohms

1 Rockford-Fosgate 10" p2

1 Bassworx 10" Sealed enclosoure

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have a friend who writes military interrogation policy , he works in the pentagon, along with 25,000 other cubicle slaves, but any way, we have had several discusions on how a polygraph can be the most inaccurate, invaluable interrogation tool on the planet. However, if tested by someone who is very familiar with human biology, mainly the nervous and circulatory systems, and psychology , there is a very strong chance that it will be accurate, and the interrogator , properly trained, should be able to tell from the various monitors used on you and your body language or "tells" as the poker hands call it ; if you are either nervous, lying, telling the truth, or just really not know for sure the answer to the question.

I am sure this dumb ass was not one of these highly trained medical educated interrogators...

2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser Voo Doo Blue

my upgrades and "build" thread.

My Kulicki Box Build

-Alpine 9887 head unit, KTX-100EQ imprint-( sound quality for dummies! ). - MB Quartz 3.5" in back pillars

-Sundown Audio SAX100.4 - JL Audio 3 way 6.5" component set XR653-CSi ( doors and dash )

-JL Audio 2 way Component set XR650CSi

- Alpine MRD - M1005 - Alpine Type - R 12" subs -- 2 - 12" s in a Pete kulicki designed box.

-Alpine High speed Ipod cable, and KCA-SC100 with Sirius sat. radio

-All wiring is Stinger 12 gauge and HPM Level 3 RCAs, KnuKonceptz Kolossus Power and ground and Big done in 1/0,

-270 sq. ft. of Damplifier Pro, 36 sq. ft. of Overkill Pro, 6 full sheets of Luxury Liner, and a gallon of spectrum-

-2 Powermaster D680 Powercells in back

FINALLY !!! I GOT IT METERED ON THE TERMLAB !!! I did a 140.2 at 42 hertz.

Shoehorn, BFH, forklift,duct tape and some zip ties
Link to comment
Share on other sites

yep i feel your pain on failin the polygraph, i failed one trying to prove that i had never used let alone touched cocaine in my life because im on a drug court program similar to probation and one of my drug tests came up positive for high amounts of cocaine. I was completley honest throughout the process and a failed and the guy said i was gonna become a junkie and all sorts of bullshit, This guy who is a former navy seal and federal agent as well as an expert witness and supposedly one of if not the best in the state of florida said the polygraph is 97% correct....i guess i came under that 3%, i just sent in a hair test and if it comes back negative im gonna have a feild day with that one with the examener and the drug court people that sent me to juve for 5 days on my 18th birthday

FUCK THE POLYGRAPH

1996 Mercury Sable Stationwagon

- Infinity Kappa 682.7 cf's front and back

- Alpine Pdx-4.100

- Hifonics Txi 1008D

- Fi 12" Q, ported at 33Hz

- Kicker distribution hardware

- (1) Kicker 4 gauge run

Plans....

- Sound Processor (Rockford 3sixty.2 or MTX)

- Dynamat

- another Fi Q 12

- H/O alternator

- Aftermarket Headunit

- Component set for upfront

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Who's Online   1 Member, 0 Anonymous, 252 Guests (See full list)

×
×
  • Create New...