Beanz Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 oh man this thread is just too funny man i jsut cant stop laughtin.and i cant belive that there is a web site decated to farts .but hey i favorited it though jsut in case. That's why they don't deliver. Yer ass better go sit along the side of the road and wait. You can't expect them to travel up some dirt road in a hick / back woods town. Thats how horror movies start I explain things very simply and use analogies in terms of Pickles, and grape drink, pool noodles and jackhammers...if you can't put 2 and 2 together there man, There simply is not much more I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lance_aka_64 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 i think this is the most i have ever laughed on here. this thread is fucking awesome. Need any thing chromed? Hit me up!!! gamer tag: (360) mEmEnToMoRi64 My Myspace refs: from here: RollinSoLow, Derrick824, Ray from c.a.c.o. : teamsubgopoof, splvictim20, SundownAudioNY from C.A.J. : Donpisto, spladdict19, CAJunkyard, JBLCAMRY, DasBot (robot underground) from ca.com: alxmlr789,photocrazy8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lice_01 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 lmao, Whats the longest fart you have ever produced, Without stopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row? (Question submitted by MtBfTr) I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatus. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces dizziness. Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts. ^^ WTF is this?? a damn fart scientist? I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lice_01 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Ever Tried doing this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352paiBIZQ4 Hilarius MythBuster Video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioman21 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 One time me and my buddy were at walmart walking down a isle, he let a nasty ass one rip well we run to the next isle and some lady and her daughter come walking through the cloud and shes like "oh my god what is that smell" next thing you know her and her daughter start gaging. We damn near pissed our pants laughing so hard on the way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISO Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I really can't beleive this thread is still going. GP you da man. Isobaric - Refers to the practice of coupling two drivers together to make them act as one. "Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go." Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. The Destruction of a person builds character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricM9104 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 I really can't beleive this thread is still going. GP you da man. It died. 2015 Honda Civic LX 4dr | 24k miles Stock H/U and mids/highs Power Acoustik GW3-12" D2 Sub HiFonics BXX1200.1D @ 1ohm Random 2.5^3' dual ported box NVX LOC Stinger wiring throughout 1977 Chevy SWB Cammed 350 Dual exhaust Cheap Wish stereo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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02Blazer Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 thats just some one with way to much time on their hands .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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