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Well I went to a ginormous party for a friend last weekend and, well, i fuckin hate beer (went on a EMT call months ago and a drunk puked on me, havent had beer since). So i went out on a quest online to find the best fuckin JJ on the planet, and well, i think i found it :) U cant even taste the alcohol (which was my main concern) It cost me about 200 bones to make but i charged ppl so i reely only spent bout 50 for it...It makes 20 gallons :blink:

This got the entire county wasted...i think 3 cups of this = 9 beers so from now on this is how im rollin ;)

1 L Everclear® alcohol

5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka

1 bottle peach schnapps

1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum

1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps

10 L Sprite® soda

1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice

1 L triple sec

1.75 L bottle gin

1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine

8 L Hawaiian Punch®

2 containers orange juice concentrate

fruit (as much as desired)

If ur havin a big ass party i highly recommend this stuff..Drunkest i ever got in my life...

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For the second time ever I'm sayin FUCK THAT.

I used to drink 151 on average and have had my run ins with the 190 Everclear.

Dude theres too much shit in that drink for this boy. Damn

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thats what i though when i was mixin that shit in my room, but u can barely even taste it, i thought that the Everclear was gonna murder it but the fruit reely helped with the taste...and absorbed a lot of that shit up... Ima use a watermelon this weekend to see how it goes...

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hunch punch* deff lots of fruits, watermelon, oranges, grapes, strawberries, just throw it all in.. its a great drunken snack and bitches love it.

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if this makes 20 gallons what the fuck did u mix it in??

Trash can?

thats what we used to do in the barracks parties go get a new cheap trash can and mix it up!!!!

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if this makes 20 gallons what the fuck did u mix it in??

Trash can?

LOL if so becareful I have heard rumores about certain types of metal trash cans that will make you sick.

Or did you just use one of those little blowup pools. LOL

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thats what we used to do in the barracks parties go get a new cheap trash can and mix it up!!!!

God i gotta pass this recipe around to some people i know..............I can see this turning real ugly real quick.

Any charge for telling people how to get drunk quick?

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if this makes 20 gallons what the fuck did u mix it in??

Trash can?

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Bingo ;) It fit in 4 but we had to transport it and i didnt want it spillin in the bed of the truck so it reely coulda fit in three i guess

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