Yo Momma's So Old

[Namosh]

Just saw these on some random site and thought some are pretty funny.

Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo momma's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo momma's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.

Yo momma's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo momma's so old, she watches PBS.

Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo momma's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo momma's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo momma's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo momma's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo momma's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo momma's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo momma's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo momma's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo momma's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo momma's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo momma's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so old, when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo momma's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo momma's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo momma's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo momma's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

Yo momma's so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments.

Yo momma's so old, she has an autographed bible.

[basshead]

some of thoes were corny but a few made me LOL

[rollin]

lol some were pretty funny.........thanks for the laugh this morrining