mrwigglezdj Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 There were 3 mice sitting at a bar discussing how tough they were. The first mouse says "I've got you all beat!" "I'm so tough, I'm going to bench press that mouse trap over there a hundred times!"...and with that, the mouse slammed down a shot of alcohol. The second mouse then speaks up and says "Well, that aint shit!" You see that rat poisoning over there in the corner?" "I'm going to chop it up and snort several lines!"...and with that said, he slammed down a shot of alcohol. The first two mice look over at the 3rd, watching him get up from his bar stool and heading towards the door. They both ask him 'Where are you goin!?" The 3rd mice turns around to face them and says, That aint shit! I've got you both b eat! "I'm going home to fuck the cat!" Quote Americas loudest work van2006 iasca heavyweight bassboxing champion at 150.4 db with 60second average TL8 memphis PR15s,12 memphis PR6.5's coax,4 memphis PR 1inch tweets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SyKo13 Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Ahahahahahahahha, poor kitty lol :^ :^ SK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURRITO Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 :D hella funny! :D Quote Barretto MotorsportsTeam RFCTeam CHMTeam SMD "Blow Sand"Live Your Life Without Boundaries... http://www.jeffbarretto.acnrep.com/d_oppor...A=US_EN&BW= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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