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first time i had herd it, its still funny even if it is old
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side, lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Sorry if there was a joke thread already i searched and couldnt find one
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I think yep sure did just came a lil wow thats a sexy truck
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Happy birfday youngin
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Find someone at the comp and get them to give u some pointers and walk you through it, thats what i did
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suck it up and hang out at your housees or rent an abandoned parking lot, same shit happens here no way aropund it
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I may be msitaken but if you import a rhd japanese car to america i think u have to pay an "import" tax on it but im not sure
but skylines, supras, uhhhh almost any japanese car
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roscoe you forgot about if the port fluid is to the front or the back
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what subs, what amps, how much power, how big is the box and what size are the subs
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Great idea too bad my build is not worthy
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wow looks like you just ruint a perfectly good pair of expensive speakers good job
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you got some pretty good PS skills
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honestly no matter what you use eventually its gonna chip/flake/crack from normal wear n tear but dupli-color makes a vinyl/fabric paint thats is decently good just make sure to clean all your panels your painting good with acetone or alcohol or it wont stick. But honeslty I would just get it reappohlsterd.
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That is utterly gruesome, horrible, any person that could even think of doing that should be struck down right then and there, that man is nothing but a worthless piece of fucking shit and I dont care who disagrees with me i think he should be thrown out of a moving car onto the interstate.
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that vid made my stomach hurt hahaha
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i dont have a toilet paper roll so uhh it just chills on the tank of the toilet, or juse use the bedai(sp?)
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Ok I have 2 lvl 3 15's haha so ill help you out since I have experience with the speaker. Anyway I have an AQ1200D on mine 1200 Watts RMS at 1 Ohm for 249 shipped, the lvl 3's will take up to 900 rms daily, but I have thrown upwards of 1500 on each speaker and they never got smelly or hot but they are in a box that is about 6.3 cubes tined to 35hz and only getting like 600 watts a piece they get loud, so I would personally go with the AQ great amp, great price, and matches these subs perfectly.
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I think u should do one with a tunnel haha like 60 some 15's haha
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Very nice man, just a quick question, where do you find those accesories for your shotty, i got a couple i been wanting to dress up so far i got a pistol grip n thats it
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Chevy rims wont fit on fords last time i checked
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Happy Birthday Bigpimpin!
in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
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happy birthday mang