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Posts posted by 96 Tacoma
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n e 1 notice only 1 run of 4g to the amp?
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dude this is great any interior pics of the subs and amp? the cut out?
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i would think till it gets to your door... heres your sign
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell20phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . . . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society!
i lol'd a little inside
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lol accidents waiting to happen?
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lol i had a dream last night that i was with meade and he was cutting grass on a zero turn mower flying around the yard at 25mph drifting and whatnot, got the job done quick tho
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very helpful for those who dont understand
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he wont take a obama handout
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i was watching the 6 18s then sidetracked to 2 dd 1510s then that was on related vids
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ipod is good i have all my music all the time and i categorize it all
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that was great
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"Everyone can photoshop with photobucket"
Now my job is done
Goodbye
yours are way better can we see more of johnathan with a mixer?
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well you know everyone and their grandma who took a crap saw my truck at scrapin
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Its so damn awesome look what i did with working on the top pic
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nice a win for DC
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i phone doesnt work on my shit for some reason good ole 3rd gen does
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draggin low from ROE?
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my mom sent me an email, i thought it was kinda funny and fucked up at the same time
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
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oh i think i saw the build log and didnt realize it i but 2 and 2 together got a good meatball