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shouldve gotten a dual 2 ohm. youre gonna have to wire it to 2 ohm and run it off ONE channel
yeah i was going to get two ssds @ 1 ohm so i would have a 1 ohm amp load, but i ended up getting one ssd for christmas and decided i wanted more power for my RF t-1000-1 so i got a dual 2 BL
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well you can always wire each coil to a channel (each channel will see 4 ohm). hopefully there's only one gain on your amp and not a left and right gain.
so one voice coil per channel so would that mean 550 watts per coil?
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It says 1100 w x1 channel RMS @ 4 ohms
550 w x 2 channel @ 2 ohms
225 w x 2 channel @ 4 ohms
I have a 12" SSD with dual 1 ohm
can i wire it to this amp, cuz the 12volt says .5 ohms or 2 ohms, can this amp be bridged at 2 ohms?
Here is the amp http://www.maxxsonics.com/crunch/PZ_amps_details.html its the P1100.2
Please Help i told my friend that i would give them to him, but i dunno if theyll work
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Ok don't read this unless you want to piss yourself laughing! Seriously this is GREAT! I got it off the Cobalt forum im on and died laughing! Its border line NWS but the bad words have been edited. God my sides still hurt!
Quote:
When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.
I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my **** to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.
Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed.
I walk in to a candle holocaust. She's been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.
Now I'm sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town.
She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can't stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear "I want to make you go in my mouth." I **** love women.
So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my **** out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.
She stuck her finger up my ass.
My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.
I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL ****, all over her parents comforter.
No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest **** and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.
And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.
I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the ****.
I would like to say I got up to go after her. But I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in **** and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I've ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.
Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my condition). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days.
I grab my **** with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes.
I stand there, holding 2/3's of my biggest **** of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of this.
Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a **** and walk out of the bathroom you think "hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go "HOLY ****!". It was one of those moments.
The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing.
I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.
Then I left. I avoided my GF's calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I **** on her". And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don't THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about the whole deed. But I will always this happening as the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.
wow that is hilarious
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None!
I Use to not Fuse ANYthing in my truck and Never smoked anything...
man i did that with my very first amp, and in the 1st week it didn't work anymore and i had to send it in. That was in October, and still havent got it back, From now on ill always buy from my local shop, or the brands website.
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No, if you don't fuse the battery and it shorts the battery can explode. The amp fuse would only protect the amp.
nice cuz i just ordered the right amount from darvex then, nice. 12" BL ordered too.
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You want one fuse 16" or closer away from the front battery on the Positive line. Then you want another on the rear battery at most 16" away from the rear battery. So when you get through, you should have two fuses on the same cable each very close to its own battery. Then if your amp is not internally fused, wire another b/t the rear battery & the amp.
I have the RF t-1000-1 It has a built in 100 amp fuse, so does that mean that i dont have to fuse it to the rear battery?
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I would say 2 fuses. 18 inches max to the batteries. If you want to protect your amps further, fuse by the amps as well.
thanks thats what i thought, but one of my friends got me ?ing myself. thanks
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:01nocomment8so:
well if it is that dumb of a ? then you could easily answer it instead of being a dick?
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Battery in Front, Battery in Back, 1 Amp
Is it 18" from front batt to trunk bat, then rear batt to amp?
Or 18" from front batt to trunk batt, And on the same wire 18" from rear batt, and then 1 from rear batt to amp?
So 2 or 3 fuses?
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Would that 12" box work for a 12" ssd?
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Just looking for one doesnt have to be fully loaded or w/e. Just the sub would be fine.
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Looking at all that you show me, but include pics please.
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what do you guys use to draw the perfect circles? for like 12" subs? a tool link would be nice, thanks
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anotha...buick...lol
check out this thread.....
if your interested....ALL of the custom panels built for my buick....
ARE FOR SALE
Nah man i am not interested in buying any panels, this is going to be my first Official build, i mean i have installed a couple of my friends systems and i am in the running for an installer job at the local shop, but i wanna try to do all my stuff by myself, thanks though. Here is my Plan,
1 RF T-1500bd
1 RF t-400-4
2 12" Fi SSD's
1 5.25" RF component system
1 T1 Tweeter System
1 Pioneer H/U not sure what model yet
And i am going to try to fiberglass the inside of the box, and on some panels for the speakers
BUT its cold here in Illinois right now, so i dont know when i will be able to start
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well i am going to push around 1700 watts to two Fi SSD's? so what should i need to do, Resin then cloth then more resin, or just resin
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For the inside of a box, is it 1. Resin, Let it Harden 2. Resin again with fiberglass cloth is that it or what else do i need to do?
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your addung to outside so no depending on box arangement
well the baffle will be pressed (or sealed) aginast 1st and will add 3/4" around the vent too, that really doesnt matter?
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If i add a second baffle to make the sub's rubber surround mount flush, will the baffle effect the tuning of the box? because it add's 3/4" ? of MDF
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buy a product and get one with it
Good Deal i Just bought two SSD's thanks
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cant find them any sites would help
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do you have to ground the led if you use the fuses or are they grounded so you can plug both wires in?
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Yeah, get yourself a test light, turn your car off, find fuses that don't have power to them, turn your car on and see if it then has power. If you find one that is off when your keys off and on when your keys on then walla you have yourself a switched power source. I don't use adapters, I do it the ghetto way, remove the fuse, insert wire, re insert fuse lol.
cool thanks man
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What do you mean? You find a switched power source in your fuse box, plug the wires to it so it only turns on when your cars on or however you want it wired, no adapter need lol.
does every car have a switched power source in the fuse box and if so what does it look like? I meant that i have this fuse powered thing that plugs into the fuse and turns it into a 18 guage wire so you can run the power.
Hopefully This Can Be Wired?
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so what would the wiring diagram look like? wires from both coils and put into one channel?