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  6. An Actual Letter To The Passport Office

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

    Posted

    Dear Mr. Minister,

    I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

    How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

    For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

    My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

    sh*t!

    I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bulls**t! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f**kin' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals assholes workin' there!

    Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for sh*t sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

    And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh*t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

    Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another f**kin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!!

    Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

    Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the f**kin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really

    me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!

    (f**kin' morons)

    Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

    Signed - An Irate f*cking Canadian Citizen.

    P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the

    Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.

    I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.

    However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST fuckingCHINA!!!

    Hamilton, Ontario Canada

    iunno about u guys but i found it fuckin hilarious

  10. Am I Going To Be The First Person The Have "watercooled" Amps?

    in General Audio - Can't find a category for your question? Ask here.

    Posted

    If you need them cooled off that much you gotta bunch off air pumping out from the speaker box!!

    Well given it's not a sealed enclosure..Have them mounted to where the port holes can fan them, not directly in front of it if your worried about vibration ruining the amps..but using a bit of that air cooling them I'm sure you'll be able to fabricate something to direct a tiny bit of that air towards them..

    i dont think his main concern is to cool them, but to do something cool just to say he did it

  15. Wtb: Deep Cycle Battery

    in Want To Buy

    Posted

    i got 3 cars and 1 battery.. and its dying. so i need a new battery and figured id see if i can get a deal on a battery designed for what im gonna use it for.

    i see good deals here and there in the for sale section but i need a battery either in canada or shipped to BC

    if you got any let me know what u have, how old and how much shipped to V3T 5A7

  16. Capacitors?

    in General Audio - Can't find a category for your question? Ask here.

    Posted

    well most ppl do use high end batteries. i been looking and u can find good batteries in the classifieds here for ~200 sometimes, but depending on where you live/they live it might cost a lot to ship, i know it would cost alot for me to get something shipped to BC

    i assume just running another battery that u have kicking around would be beneficial but i want someone to chime in (im yet to run multiple batteries)

  18. Capacitors?

    in General Audio - Can't find a category for your question? Ask here.

    Posted

    yeah u can go as big as u want, like i said i have a 40... fuckn huge. some ppl just HATE cap's, but to each their own, i got nothing against them and ill use the one i already have, i probably wont buy any in the future, but ill use it since i have it.

    but if ur gonna spend like 100+ on a cap, just get another battery man

    u might not be able to afford high end batteries but even another small regular battery should be ok? (can someone confirm this?)

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