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  1. Saw this somewhere and just had to post it here....

    While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the other side.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked...

    "What's your hurry?"

    To which she replied, "I'm late for work"

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher" she replied

    The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well", she said, "I begin by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then I work my whole hand in. I work it from side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch it until it's about six feet wide."

    "And just what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole" he asked?

    "You give him a radar gun and put him behind a bridge"...

    Traffic ticket, $95.00

    Court costs, $45.00

    Look on the cops face, priceless!

    Edit: Im not responsible if you say this to a cop and get arrested lol

  2. whats the best brand/kind of paint to use on the interior of a car? i have a friend who took the entire interior of his mustang apart and used "dollar general" spray paint. he left it in a building over night and it looks pretty good now and its not sticky or anything. but i just wanted sum more opinions on what kind of paint to use because im looking to paint my interior black and blue.

  3. my point of view:

    its gonna sound like shit

    subs look weak

    infinate baffle FTL in ur regaurd

    you shoulda just taken ur time and fiberglassed them in. just an IMO on everything

    aslong as you like it, right on.

    there is fiberglass under the foam

    theres two 10' r going to be hooked up to a 250watt amp for the mids. there are two 12's in the trunk with a 1000watt amp for everything else

  4. I have a friend who has two 12" platinum subs he wants to paint black because theres scratches and spots that have formed over the time hes had them. He asked me if it would mess them up if he painted them, said i didnt kno, so can sumone help out here? Didnt kno if painting them would crack the paint, or mess up the seals, or make the cone weigh to much. Heres a pic of what they look like, there titanium... i think

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