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  3. School -- 1957 Vs. 2007

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

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    forgot some...

    johnny takes a bag of weed to school, to get high after class with his buddies.

    then....teachers find it, and give him a paddlin' and they take it so the teachers can get high after school.

    now... johnny gets caught, fbi,cia,atf gets called, school on lockdown-parents are taken into custody at their work for total embarrassment, cops beg him to tell them who sold it to him, he does cause he is scared, drug dealer kills his parents to teach johnny a lesson.. child goes to juvy just to learn how to get more drugs, and sell them the "smart" way, gets out makes crime his life, kills lots of people, and gets kids hooked on crack.

    i could of kept on going but u get the idea.

    btw, i was caught with weed at school, 9th grade, they had the cops, atf, an two detectives waiting for me in a room, i had no idea till i walked in. i didnt nark on no one, which they hated. then my house was raided by the FBI and Swat, almost shot cause i had a cell phone in my hand, talking on it, an it was dark "drop the gun!! drop the gun!!!" me; "WTF?! What fucking gun?! the gun i just stand around outside of my house at night pointed at my head, laughing an talking to myself? "...blah.

  5. Phew... Did It. Now I Need A Beer

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

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    sex, we have lots of sex. usually this is how it goes, lol..... hope it dont change after marriage ... i doubt it, we are some nymphos :o

    we get up, we do that one "#" ... u know ;)

    then she usually ... "lays down"...

    before she leaves for work, we have another .."sit down"..

    she gets home from work, we have a ..."talk"... she loves to ..."talk"...

    before we go to bed, she lets me inspect her...."for stuff"....

    and usually around 2am, i wake up and ..."let her know i love her :) "

    ^pg-15 rofl

  11. Phew... Did It. Now I Need A Beer

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

    Posted · Edited by joshua_in_michigan

    yup she said yes! :D

    pulled the ring outta my pocket as i stood behind her outside, after we just smoked a cig... i put my arms around her an had it in my hand.. and said in her ear, babe i dont have some great speech, but i do know this. i love u with all my heart and want to spend the rest of my life with u, and opened my hand.. and asked, would u marry me. she turned around and smiled and kissed me and wrapped her arms around me, and i stopped kissing her and i said, uh. an she laughed and said YESSS! lol

    im starting my drinking now tho, i think we may go out when she gets off work tonight :)

    and yea that is what im thinking, maybe going to the casino ..that'd be a good time, get smashed!!

  18. Found Some Funny, Interesting Pics

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

    Posted

    was basically a month long party... since the class was a breeze...

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    here is a shot that i took ... i was wasted, and some how made a "bottle tower"

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    winghouse was much better lol

    i dont know how we made this.. hah

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    2 rows deep, we ended up stopping not that long after cause the ceiling was angled and we didnt want to fall tryin to put it too high.

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    pretty much how the fridge looked the whole month.. since we ate out most of the time and lived right near a 24hr mcdonalds :D

  19. Found Some Funny, Interesting Pics

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

    Posted · Edited by joshua_in_michigan

    was goin thru my pb account, i have hundreds upon hundreds of pics... and found some from FL when i went to a school to get my MECP done :D

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    that was the first time i ever made a kick panel, it was for a TV :)

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    this was the person who waited on us pretty much ever day we went there lol.. we didnt have to wait in line ever, there or any bar, strip joint.. prolly had something to do with the large amounts of cash we were throwing around... haha

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    an no they werent the same bills

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    this was one of her tips... heh, all of us guys would fight over who was "more of a man at tipping" ..my brother and i would always win :D haha

  23. Another Stupid Person I Found

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

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    Hey Joshua in Mich. I have you beat on internet speed I think.

    hey u know what, that aint fair.. u got a school backing u lol..... they have T dedicated lines rofl... not fair! mine is above T2 ;) download.. not upload tho.. but i dont care. and yes i was impressed by urs... heh, dude down the street from me highest he can get is 9k download and 1.5k upload.. and he is a block away rofl... i feel bad for him the highest i've gotten is 28.5k download and 1.9k upload but it didnt save the link .. i like to reset everything .. modem, pc, etc before i do those tests lol

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