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  1. Not necessarily most people who commit suicide dont get found for a while afterward. So noone would contemplate why until that point.

    If every time a suicide happens a person is left to grieve, then they happen at the same rate. Once every forty seconds. It doesn't matter how long it takes for the person to find the body.

    There're 86,400 seconds in a day. Every 40 seconds is 2160. Every 41 seconds is 2107. So if one happens every 40 seconds, and one happens every 41 seconds there are 53 less people grieving per day than suicides. We can't have that.

  2. A young Bola with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

    He marched up to the counter and said,
    "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
    bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

    "Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
    but you will also have, as part of your job, the
    assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

    The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

    The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
    You started it." .....

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