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  1. I envision the cookie absorbing milk at a greater rate than the filling. Therefore, the structural strength of the cookie will diminish much quicker than said filling. Thusly a catastrophic failure of the supporting cookie sidewall is imminent, which will lead to poorly supported cookie structure, and allow said cookie to become detached from submerging device and float freely in the milk.

    In summary, that shit will fail if you're not careful, and you'll be diving for soggy Oreo's.

    Edit: Are they using a plastic solo/dixie cup to demonstrate the use of said device? Could they not afford a simple glass container for testing purposes?

    Is that what you do? You just go around shattering the dreams of fat people?

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  2. Ugh. I just left Facebook where I was drawn in to a troll argument and said things I shouldn't have said. I know better. We all know better.

    It's just so hard not to speak your mind with some of the stupid shit people say.

    Life is weird. At least we have car audio to distract us from the bullshit.

    Thanks (once again) for the forum Steve.

    sometimes is just better to walk away from the drama

    I see what you did there. Asshole. LOL Well played!

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  3. I got 37.

    I get a kick out these memes. These and the "genius" math memes that have a problem that I learned in the 10th grade.

    I start counting the threes or solving the math problem and halfway through I start questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life. I may as well be using crayons to color in a picture of Clifford the big red dog.

    I wish Ahmed hadn't left us, I could use a swisher.

    37?!?!?!?!?!!

    LOL. I don't count no good.

  4. I got 37.

    I get a kick out these memes. These and the "genius" math memes that have a problem that I learned in the 10th grade.

    I start counting the threes or solving the math problem and halfway through I start questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life. I may as well be using crayons to color in a picture of Clifford the big red dog.

    I wish Ahmed hadn't left us, I could use a swisher.

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