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Posts posted by finkster
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stop looking at porn son.
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Be a bartender for a packed club, or work for a power company....climb poles and work on high voltage and you will be making six figures in 3 years where I live.
Firefighter depending on the area, police officer depending on the area.
as already mentioned, the main thing is to get your foot in the door. Once you do that, your options are limited to the quality of work that you do. People higher up on the chain will take notice, trust you more, and give you a break...aka...give you an opportunity to move up the chain.
As for me, I JUST started a weekend job as a bar back for a bar i shoot pool at. Even when the waitresses and bartenders were moving slow, i was moving double the rate, doing shit that others wouldnt. I think in a course of two days I learned more about the place than some of the people who work there. I didnt get outa there until 3:30 each morning, just DO YOUR BEST wherever you are and you will have nothing to worry about.
Picture going to a job interview and having a flawless working record, where they would be able to call up any employer on the spot and have them say awesome things about you. Your work ethic goes very far.
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probably something like this.
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Forrest Gump.
That's all.
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what color is an albino's giner?
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I'm only a year into bodybuilding. Nothing special here lol. I've seen some good gains so far though. Can't wait to cut in the spring.
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I'm too high to read all that...clifs?
cliffs. Get lower, then read it
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This one was a little tricky. If you didn't figure it out, I am both Mike Anderson and Kira Anderson.
Original ad:
i am looking to trade/barter my 1994 Jeep Wrangler. 140k miles, yellow, good condition. NO CASH. I will barter just about anything of equal value!
From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org
CC: Kira Anderson
Hey,
I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?
From Jim ***** to Me
Ha ha! Very funny. I am married and don't think I would be interested in your wife. Thanks for the offer though!
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
OH FUCK YOU MIKE!! DROP FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Fuck YOU, you stupid cunt! What are you doing on the computer? I figured you were fucking Steve again. Or how about our neighbor? I'm sure he's looking to stick his dick in some rotten pussy. You fucking twat.
From Kira Anderson to Me, Jim *****
MIKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THIS IS IT. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME TODAY BECAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE
From Mike Anderson to Kira Anderson, Jim *****
Ooh I'm real fucking scared. It might be kind of hard to stab me with 10 inches of black dick in your mouth you fucking WHORE
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Hey you two sound like a great couple and all, but could you stop including me in these e-mails? I really don't think this concerns me.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT
From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson
Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick.
From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim *****
FUCK YOU
From Jim ***** to Me, Kira Anderson
Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
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Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
I am. lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
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Garage Sale Competition
Posted at: 2010-04-16 12:39:42
Original ad:
Garage sale on Saturday April 17th from 10 am to 4 pm. Lots of clothes, furniture, electronics, and more. The address is 341 ********* Drive. Email me if you need directions.
Now before you think this woman doesn't deserve it, she spammed this ad everywhere, every day. I was sick of seeing it.
From Me to ***********@**********.org:
Hello,
I live a few blocks away from you and couldn't help but notice you are having a garage sale this Saturday. I am going to have to kindly ask you to change the date of your garage sale. I am having my annual world class garage sale on that day, and I do not want you to take away any of the customers that would be coming to my garage sale.
If you could hold your garage sale some time during May or June, that would be great.
Thanks,
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
I'm not changing the date. There is plenty of room for both of our garage sales.
From Me to Karen *******:
Karen,
There is not enough room for both of our garage sales. As I said earlier, my garage sale is a "world class" event. It draws in garage sale connoisseurs from all over the region. I have already booked a bartender and a string quartet for my sale on Saturday. My garage sale is a classy experience, and I do not want that experience to be ruined for customers who mistake your garage sale for mine. Now I'm not saying your garage sale isn't going to be nice, but I highly doubt you have a bartender and string quartet at your sale.
Please take down all of the ads in the neighborhood for your sale to avoid any confusion for my customers.
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
How rude of you to even make this request. I have the right to have a garage sale when ever I want to. What gives you the nerve to think you can tell me what to do?
From Me to Karen *******:
Karen,
You are correct, you do have the right to do whatever you want. I realize that I cannot change your mind about this.
I can, however, put up this ad all over the neighborhood. Let me know what you think of it:
Best,
Mike
From Karen ******** to Me:
What the hell is the matter with you? I swear if I see any of those ads in the neighborhood I will tear them down and report you. Do not speak to me again about this. You have been warned.
From Me to Karen *******:
Karen
I'm willing to cut you a deal and get you a spot on the guest list for my world class garage sale if you cancel yours.
Mike
From Karen ******* to Me:
Screw you and screw your world class garage sale, you world class prick.
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My friend is a mechanic for Baltimore gas and electric. He works on all the big diesel trucks.
Let's just say he is the farthest ahead of anyone I know who I graduated with. He's 21 with his own house and two cars. He just saved saved saved and worked hard.
If it werent for my driving record I would apply every time its open.
Awesome news bro.
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dude make sure you take EVERYTHING out of the fridge if its not plugged in even if its already toast. The smell will be unbelievable if it stays in there even for a little bit.
Great knock.
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what do you mean 4 mids and 2 tweeters. where are their locations in the car?
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I hate the mini anl fuse holders from Knu I think thye are junk.
x2 I oughta kick knu in the fucking nuts for making it the way they do.
I have the same one and the way the connections are made is BULLSHIT.
Guaranteed resistance bro. swap that distro out for a better one.
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I need some good songs just started listening to all this stuff. Pumps me up for working out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYPtaWAI_Kg
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why not just get a big 2 channel?
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I know that Boyd's jeep makes his mids flex like crazy from the subs playing.
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If it ends up being too much power, just back off the gain on that amp.
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no it doesnt burn lol.
Why would something that has the potential of touching your paint...burn?
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I would wanna laugh but would be scared of the consequences.
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my ravens are ripping so I can't complain
All my friends are Ravens fans. They're looking strong.
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I don't like them only because I don't like opening every single one up and answering....some of which I cant because I haven't run said product, although the whole rest of the forum seems to have "experience" with LOL.
I just don't open them....
name change
in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
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damn, thats crazy. I was about to make a thread like this also, but it was going to be about what kind of cereal I ate this morning. It was Rice Crispies btw in case you guys were wondering.