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  2. Man Rules

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

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    THE MAN RULES

    AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN

    FINALLY, THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.

    (MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

    WE ALWAYS HEAR "THE RULES"

    FROM THE FEMALE SIDE.

    NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

    THESE ARE OUR RULES!

    PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 "

    ON PURPOSE!

    1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

    1.. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN..

    WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.

    YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

    1. SUNDAY SPORTS IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.

    LET IT BE.

    1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

    1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.

    LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

    SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!

    STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!

    OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!

    JUST SAY IT!

    1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

    1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

    SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

    1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.

    IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

    1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.

    DON'T ASK US..

    1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

    1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE.

    NOT BOTH.

    IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

    1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS..

    1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

    1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.

    PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

    1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED.

    WE DO THAT.

    1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.

    WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

    1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

    1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE. REALLY.

    1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR

    MOTOR SPORTS

    1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

    1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

    1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

    1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.

    YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;

    BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.

    PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH.

    PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN -TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH

  12. Custom Tail Gates

    in Interior / Exterior / Paint - Detailing, washing, waxing,tricks of the trade!

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    my brother said he uses a calculator, compas and ruler and he takes what ever is wanting to be done and scales it up or down to make it fit the gate,hood what ever, then sands it down and roughs it up, tapes it off and makes the tape out and then fills with gorrial hair filler untill its a good height all over and then finishes with paint ect.he said it would take him 2 days to do a tail gate shocker and 2 days for the 88 when its done

  22. Ar-15

    in Guns and Ammo, etc. - guns, tasers, even lasers...all self defense weapons discussed here

    Posted · Edited by mrwigglezdj

    the only bad thing i have seen thus far on the next is the negative talk about obamma, and im not talking the regular crap i would say about someone but shit that might make the fbi take a second look at you because of one of your internet statements and see you as a possible threat,

    but when that hill billy from the black hills attempts or does shoot him/bolw up then its almost a 100% chance we will loose our rights to own the "black guns" that everyone is going crazy over right now

  24. Just Bought A 98 Explorer For Dirt Cheap

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

    Posted

    the dent is superficial, im going to take the fender off and pop 90% of it out if not all of it, it looks worse than it realy is,

    and yea nice rca installed, with some aiwa thing in the dash from their cd changer, and 4ga ran to the back... but it will get snatched out and sold on here lol.....

    well i will have the motor saturday am , so now i have to find a dam engine hoist (had one and sold it a while back and now kickin myself in the ass for it)

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