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  4. having trouble with my 4 high kit

    in Interior / Exterior / Paint - Detailing, washing, waxing,tricks of the trade!

    Posted · Edited by TritonBoulder47

    There is an easier and cheaper way to do it... Just get a diode and put it between the two relays in your underhood power center...

    Here's a PDF file of how it's done with myu Avalanche... PDF File

    You'll need to use diode #2. That will give you your High-4... I used to use those relay kits before I found this method... Works great and is way cheaper...

  21. And then a fight started...

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

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    I see someone is rocking the Edge 9000 looks like :rolleyes:

    Actually, it's a 9622, custom built by me...

    And no, this is not my work, I got it in an email. I saw how some people were a little down, so I just tried to sheer'em up...

    somebody posted something, which was already posted.

    other forum members told him it was a repost.

    and then the fight started.

    That should be added to the list... LoL

  22. And then a fight started...

    in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"

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    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

    She asked, 'What's on the TV?'

    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started...

    ******************************************

    My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while

    we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have

    sex?"

    "No," she answered.

    I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

    She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And then the fight started....

    ******************************************

    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,

    grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up

    the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a

    torrential downpour.. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled

    back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the

    weather would be bad all day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back

    into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different

    anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

    My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid

    husband is out fishing in that?"

    And that's how the fight started...

    *****************************************

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

    anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to

    150 in about 3 seconds...'

    I bought her a set of scales.

    And then the fight started.....

    ******************************************

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her

    someplace expensive...

    so, I took her to a gas station.

    And then the fight started....

    ******************************************

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

    Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my

    driver's license to verify my age... I looked in my pockets and

    realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was

    very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt

    revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on

    your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social

    Security application

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at

    the Social Security office..

    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have

    gotten disability, too.'

    And then the fight started...

    ******************************************

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,

    and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat

    alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took

    to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I

    hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My goodness!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on

    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...

    ******************************************

    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took

    my order first.

    "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

    Nah, she can order for herself."

    And then the fight started....

    ******************************************

    My wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

    She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I

    feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

    I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    I replied, 'Your eyesight's pretty near perfect..'

    And then the fight started.....

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