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    One reason why I hate TPMS (tire pressure monitor system). Customer asking why tire light will not turn off. I give him a few reasons why. He makes appointment and here is what we found. The real problem is that the spare tire also has a TPM in it. So no matter how much air in the tires the light would stay on. Bring all tire pressure down, topped off spare tire and presto no more TPMS.

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    I'll tell you about him when im off mobile

    *edit*

    This is Angel. He is a local drunk that hangs out around the block of my job. From morning to night time he drinks and drinks a lot. This is him passed out at 11:58AM.

    One day after coming out of the hospital he came in my job to use the bathroom. After talking shit to him he reaches in his wallet, pulled out all his medicare cards and stuff and say's "as long as you guys are working, all y'all are taking care of me."

    The code for when we call the cops when he's passed out is "Tony Montana down". The ambulance knows right where to get him.

    Must be nice.

  3. Not a picture. But I'll put this here anyway.

    Joke time

    The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications (rather than German, which was the other possibility).

    As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" and "fosforous" up to 20 persent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplied to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Zen ze drem vil hav finali kum tru.

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