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Emmet

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  1. My wife is literally on the phone now talking about a 455 lb patient who won't allow herself to be put into a facility because she thinks that her family can take care of her. It takes 4 people to roll her on the bed so she can be cleaned when she pisses and shits herself.

    Today she took the opportunity to actually shit on the people who were trying to clean her. Just so she could say "see they can take care of me they're already cleaning me."

    I'd take good care of her... with a baseball bat... upside the head

    Beat her to death with a chicken bucket. Poetic shit.

    It does make me uncomfortable that people are into that sort of stuff though. I mean, she's not in the mood so you can just roll up a flap of skin and go to town but jesus you'd just end up spewing chunks over everything in the room. Even then you have to make it up to your dick that you went balls deep in something which you'd swear had distant relations with jabba the hutt.

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