rollin Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 EWWWWW justin... Quote The only way to get smarter is by playing a smarter opponent.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KyleCannon Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 LMFAO to the home video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆Dmarc™☆ Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 haha u can vote on them too I agree, your life is f***ed or you deserved that one Quote Dream Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆Dmarc™☆ Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML lmao Quote Dream Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KyleCannon Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML Edited March 17, 2009 by KyleCannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tudski Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML ahaha tooo funny Quote 1996 deville on 18" full face rims -2 gauge wire. -a2400db -RE SE-X in a 4ftc box tuned to 32hz -tview touch double din -rockford punch 6x9s(rear) -mtx 6.5(front) front and rear stage will soon be changed build log will start as soon as it aint cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docbar Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 hahaha this website is awesome.... good find!! Quote 1995 Jeep Yj Rubicon Express Lift BFG Tires Warn 9000lbs Winch KC offroad lights 1999 Mercury Mountaineer (need to install) 12in Sub Soundstream Amp 1/0 wire 4 Channle Amp Replace the factory head unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆Dmarc™☆ Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her. Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. lmao i can read these all day Quote Dream Car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KyleCannon Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 first and second one is sooo fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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