pervitizm

Now I'm only one month behind on the mortgage.

Health care reform, bin laden is dead, now this motherfucker needs to get gas under control. Obama for man kind.

About to head out of here and go see my parents and enjoy the spring finally.

I'm having a mid day affair with Paula Dean and her addiction to butter ya'll!

The iPad is ok except for that it sucks ass playing YouTube videos. Oh the joys of having flash.....oh wait that's right. Steve Jobs has a douche stuck up his ass cause of Adobe.

I've been working since 6 this morning and I'm nowhere near done. And the Microsoft rep kinda sounds more confused about the issue than me. Maybe I should have his damn job cause he's doesn't seem to understand shit right now.

I'm about to live dangerously ya'll I'm about to bake a pizza in the electric oven during a tornado watch. Wish me luck cause I needs to eat.

Has filed a case with the Better Business Bureau against the Hubcap and Wheel Store.

Oh my god, I have 75 hours into Fallout New Vegas and I've still not beating yet.Fuck a second playthough for a long long time.

Well I didn't get to see my mother as planned but I did see my dad. My day was going find till my truck started acting up and then the check engine light came on. So I have to go to the dealership in the morning to figure out what sensor is done cause its driving like pure shit right now. Oh yeah I'm also going to be joining a car club finally. So all in all a decent spring Sunday was had.

Jack Bauer is the love child of Chuck Norris and MacGyver. Got to love those crazy comments people leave on CNN.

At the baseball game.

Staff meeting time! Winning like a slave worker.

Nothing like going to a baseball game in late August in one of the luxury suites while getting all the free food and beer you can take till the top of the 8th inning. And then the best part is that its free as long as your willing to be a corporate whore for the cause. In my case that's Quest Software!

Top of the 10th

Note to self, never watch food network while hungry. Its just wrong on so many levels.

I'm having another what the fuck day. And this day is by far one of the worse days I've ever had to experience.

I think I'm gonna get up here and go catch...

Oh yeah only 4 hours till draft time. I'm ready to reclaim my throne as Champ.

Well facebook since this is the end cause the weatherman said so I must confess. I have a thing for Reese peanutbutter cups and triple bacon cheese burgers. There I said it now I can die in peace with my candy and sandwich.

Oh what the fuck will I get into this evening?

My belly hurts.

Time for work.

The WWE female wrestler Karma...... I'm in love look at those titties!

$600 to fix the suburban. I guess I won't eat this week.