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  1. Personally, I think it's a natural disaster preparedness article, dressed up with zombies.

    Just about every other thing has something along the lines of "OR tornado/hurricane"

    Very clever, in my opinion. This is something people will actually read. No one will read natural disaster preparedness stuff and do it. They might do this, though.

    LoL, yes that is the purpose of this article. :drinks:

  2. http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-advises-on-zombie-apocalypse-and-other-emergencies/?fb_ref=article_top&fb_source=home_multiline

    A blog post by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan instructs readers to stock up on food and water, not to mention first aid supplies (“Although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane,” the agency says).

    :peepwall:

  3. First, thanks to who ever posted the video..not sure what I did wrong there lol

    Second, those chics can shake that shit.

    Third, awaits Walmart suit

    Didn't do it for you (not a mod <_< ) but you have to post the actual full link. Not the youtu.be link, but the full youtube.com/watch?v= URL.

    Actually, I posted both. Couldnt get the first one to show video, so I did both.

    EDIT: Wait a sec...wtf you talking about. You weren't even the one to post the vid to show lol...carry on.

  4. Some are repeats, but I got this in email a while back lol

    1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you – do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" – for the woman's response refer to #3.

    9. I'll drive: this either means she is questioning your manhood, or she is (rightly) scared to death of your Richard Petty impersonation

    10. Are watching (insert sport here) again? It's chore jar time

    11. Sure, you can buy that. Refer to #6

    12. Come here: you are a puppy

    13. You never listen: you never listen. Prepare for #5

    14. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

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