crispy_chick3n

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant

a computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila

Not the best of nights to work in outside garden

Welcome to the real internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

I got gas in my truck, butter on my biscuits,Couple bucks when I'm itchin', for a scratch-off ticketThat poker makes me broker every Saturday nightBut I still got running water and they ain't cut off the lightsCome Friday night my friends and I start peeling off them labelsWorking hard all week puts the beer on the table

They said I couldn't play football I was too small.They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall.They say I couldn't play baseball at all.And now everyday of my life I ball.

Bass-trackers, Bayliners and a party bargeStrung together like a floatin' trailer parkAnchored out and gettin' loud all summer longSide by side, there's five houseboat front porchesAstroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torchesRegular Joes rockin' the boat, that's usThe Redneck Yacht Club

¡¡ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

working on my 609 certification papers. uggghhh this sucks

151 rumPineapple juice, and and Malibu, caribou get them all numbMake baby girl come, outta her shell and raise hellDon't stop till the cops come

well its 5AM. time for a beer? i think yes

titties and beer.

sittin back drinkin a beer.