Man jizz your hilarious.
I say that if you didn't have the saturn and were driving a car that actually has tires and a suspension you wouldn't have had any problems with bottoming out. Or you should just pack up and move to a southern state where the roads aren't nearly as bad! LOL
She'll be back, in the meantime get the stuff fixed!
Your new sub should be arriving as I'm pretty sure the sub was dropped off at ups yesterday??? I'll have to call to make sure she shipped it if that tracking number is still the right one???
Check your grounds again, electrical is funky and actually a pain in the arse. Watch out for those graves you northerners are experiencing!