Eddy722 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 What Makes Life 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ......... A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you. http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/whatmak...akeslife100.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElJaco119 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 laughed so hard i wet my pants!!!(kidding of course) dat is so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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