Applejack Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 got this email thought i would share. Only in America ...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ....... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.. Only in America ..... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America .... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ..... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why..... the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why..... women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why..... don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why..... is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why..... is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why..... is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why. .... is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why .... is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why..... isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why..... didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why..... do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why..... don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why..... are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Quote Midwest Car Audio is on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Midwest-Car-Audio-Association/101253286585630 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumper_in_cali Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 some of those made me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieroGrande Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 good and true too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 repost but funny as hell Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereomayhem Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Funny stuff! Also true. Quote www.stereomayhem.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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