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There were 3 mice sitting at a bar discussing how tough they were.

The first mouse says "I've got you all beat!" "I'm so tough, I'm going to bench press that mouse trap over there a hundred times!"...and with that, the mouse slammed down a shot of alcohol.

The second mouse then speaks up and says "Well, that aint shit!" You see that rat poisoning over there in the corner?" "I'm going to chop it up and snort several lines!"...and with that said, he slammed down a shot of alcohol.

The first two mice look over at the 3rd, watching him get up from his bar stool and heading towards the door. They both ask him 'Where are you goin!?"

The 3rd mice turns around to face them and says, That aint shit! I've got you both b eat! "I'm going home to fuck the cat!"

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