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pervitizm

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  1. Time to get up and get this long long work week over with already.

  2. Good pick Rams. Make that D line a feared line to cross.

  3. Rough rough day and its finally over with.

  4. Been up dealing with work related issues since 4am.

  5. Testing out the work iPad here at home. So far so good. Need to figure out how to get back to work through this.

  6. Ok I see a new frustration has now emerged. Time to cool this one down too.

  7. Why is it wrong for me to start my cover letters with the word "Greetings"?

  8. I must have been extremely tired today cause I did nothing but slept all day long. Hopefully I can get back on the right track here this week.

  9. I guess I'm stuck cooking for myself today. Can't find anyone making easter dinner and I think my Mom's power is still out.

  10. Unnecessary frustration removed!

  11. So I wanted to spend a day.away from the internet and internet porn. So I went down in the basement today and played with my wood. Literally take it for.what it

  12. Back to the basement I go.

  13. Oh hell Hobo With A Shotgun is classic.

  14. Just woke up and decided to create a linked in account. So if you got a friends request from me on that add me please. Looks like this is going to take a minute to fully fill out.

  15. Just woke up and decided to create a linked in account. So if you got a friends request from me on that add me please. Looks like this is going to take a minute to fully fill out.

  16. I can't even describe how bad it is up here. The entire block my mom stays on is pitch black and all the power lines are down.

  17. As I stand outside in this wet weather I look up in the sky and scream "This is all that you have? This was it? I've farted more intense storms than this shit!", then lighting dropped about 800 ft away from me and I ran back inside. I may be crazy but I ain't no fool.

    1. bassinblazer

      bassinblazer

      Haha that is AWESOME!

  18. Man changing the screen protector on the phone sure does make a difference. Its as if its a brand new phone again.

  19. So now that the cleaning lady has moved in according to the wife. I guess mediation is off the table. And to think I still have love for this moron. SMH!

  20. I'll be damned if I didn't get another visit from the Fairy God Mother. Right before Easter too. Yay!

  21. Well since I don't have to be at work tomorrow I wonder what should I do. I think there is a movie I could watch. Or I could make someone laugh tonight with a silly status update. Or I can play Kung Fu Ninja with the cat. What will I do what will I do?

  22. To all my female friends can anyone tell me why I can't find bean sprouts in the grocery stores? I've been to two already and don't see shit.

  23. 3 day weekend. I need something to do after work. Who wants to hang out?

    1. OrionStang

      OrionStang

      Go find yourself a noncomitted female for the weekend.

  24. Time to clip the cats claws again. He's fucking up my hand with them.

  25. Up after one hell of a power nap.

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