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JPM75

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  1. So....what is the craziest/dumbest thing ur wife/girl friend has ever done???? Get this, my wife went in to work early today, so she could take off early....so far, so good! She comes home at like 2:30, with the youngest boy, and a trunk load of shit fro Sam's.....cool! We go to get the oldest boy from school, and she says " we need to go to Wal-Mart to get the things I didn't get at Sam's".....fine! Well today was my sisters birthday, an we are going out to eat, plus it's my nieces softball game....everything is still good at this point. Okay, this is when shit goes wrong....I ask my wife " What are we taking, the Tahoe, or ur car?", she says " Lets take urs, I drove mine around yesterday!" So, it's 5:15, we need to be at the restaurant @ 5:30, I tell her let's swap cars, and get ready to go....still good! She pulls out, I pull out, she pulls back in, and then gets in the Tahoe with me and the boys, and down the road we go! We eat, sit around and talk with my sister, brother in law, our mom, and her husband. Leave from there, and go to the softball complex (this is around 7:00) her game starts, I'm playing with the boys, and the other two nieces, it acts like it's going to storm, so me, my wife, and boys load up, and come home. As we a turning on our street, I notice my wife's lights are on!!!! ( Remember, she last was in it while it was light out!!) She says "Why are my lights on? " I was like " HELL IDK, YOU DROVE IT LAST!!!!" She gets out, and is like "HOLY SHIT....IT'S LOCKED, AND STILL RUNNING!!!!" About 3 1/2 fucking hours this damn car is in the driveway, running, a/c blowin' full fn' blast, and lights now on....I was like W-T-F!!!!!! So....she is now ballin' her eyes out, and thinks she has Alzheimer's, or what ever, and I'm pissed off, because of the fact, that (A she left the car like that, and (B somebody could have stole the damn thing! IDK, the whole thing was just fucked up!! SORRY TO WASTE EVERYBODYS TIME, JUST HAD TO VENT!
  2. Yeah, watched it last night.....MAN, he was FUCKED OFF for a minute!!!
  3. It's a " Practice Facility ", don't think they are designed to be a permanent structure, they are more less HUGE, glorified tents!! Just gives them a place to practice when the weather doesn't permit them to be outside, kinda like when the storm that was going by.
  4. YEP....WEIRDEST DAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN....EVER!!!!! ART WORK IS COOL THOUGH!
  5. MOOSE PM SENT! I MIGHT show up, not sure yet, and as far as a booth....uhhh well....no confirmation on my end yet either....I'll keep you posted.
  6. Well, I work for OWENS CORNING, I'm the lead guy under our teams supervisor, and we had to take it as a part of the annual safety audit. It sucked balls!!!
  7. I had to take a 30 hour OSHA class for work, three days, 10 hours a day.......MAN....WORSE than ANY defensive driving, or any other class EVER!!! Anyhow, this is what I took a nice long look at! ( All #s are the decibels each puts out.) Decibel Level Examples: No Sound 0 Threshold of hearing…essentially no sound 10 Breathing 15 A soft whisper in someone’s ear. (Very Quiet) 20 Whisper, rustling leaves 25 Recording Studio 30 Quiet rural area, Very quiet library. 40 Very Quiet Residence 45 Typical neighborhood. (Quiet) 50 Quiet suburb, conversation at home, Private office 60 Normal conversation (3-5 feet), sewing machine, typewriter. (Annoying )70 Freeway Traffic at 50 feet, vacuum cleaner 75 Typical car interior on highway (Loud) 80 Garbage disposal, dishwasher, average factory, Telephone dial tone, Noisy office 85 City Traffic (inside car). 90 Power drill, shop tools, Busy urban street, diesel truck, food blender 92 Clarinet, Oboe at 10 feet 95 Subway train at 200 feet 97 French Horn at 10 feet (Very Loud) 100 Jet takeoff 1000 feet, Outboard motor, farm tractor, garbage truck, Very heavy Traffic 102 Motorcycle 105 Power mower 108 Home Theater 110 Chainsaw, pneumatic drill, typical rock concert, Steel Mill, riveting, auto horn at 3 feet 115 Jackhammer 120 Loud thunderclap, typical live rock music *Hearing damage occurring* 125 Pneumatic riveter at 4 feet *Ear drum distortion* 130 Jet takeoff (300 feet), Noise level during a stock car race. *Permanent hearing damage* 132 Very loud rock concert, 50 feet in front of speakers 140 Gun muzzle blast 140 Prop aircraft on takeoff, gun muzzle blast, aircraft carrier deck, jet engine at 100 feet *Eardrum rupture* 150 Jet takeoff 75 feet 155 Shot from a handgun (.38 or .44) at 1 foot 160 Jet aircraft on Takeoff at 30 feet *Immediate death of tissue *180 Jet engine at 1 foot 194 Loudest sound in air, air particle distortion (sonic boom)
  8. This friend of mine at work has a Memphis 1200 watt mono block on a pair of 15s, and he wants to buy a nice 1500 watt 2 channel amp for around $400 or so. Anybody have anything like that without me having to look at all the for sale post? ( I think he is running Memphis 15s too!?!) PM me if you do, and let me know the price. THANX!
  9. DAMN I KNOW!!! I was thinking about it at work today, I was like " Man it's the 30th....WTF was I thinking?!?"
  10. NO SHIT! THAT'S WHY I ASKED TO HAVE IT TAKEN OFF!!!
  11. LOL I'm a fucking tard!!! Can one of you guys delet this PLEASE?!?
  12. HEY RED-NAVI.... SORRY AGAIN *1LOW* I couldn't help it!!
  13. Damn this show! Took a break from some SMD, to watch it, and MAN....it just keeps throwing curve balls don't it?!? "Hey, why don't I blow up a H-Bomb.... that will make everything okay!?! " SORRY to those of you that haven't seen it, or are watching it now!
  14. Is it on ALL systems...ps3,360,wii? Caught the tail end on G4, didn't see what all it was on.
  15. LOL I'd get a touch, but for the price, I'd be better off getting the phone! Why is the ipod touch more than the iphone anyways???
  16. Nah....my hand, shut it in the door!! LOL "airplane"
  17. Can this be fixed, idk, like new screen/glass? I was getting out, and dropped it while shutting the door, and this is what happened! It works, just looks like shit, and then the fact I don't know what I'm on....menu, settings, play list??? Would I be better off getting a new one, thought I'd ask!
  18. Nah bro, I wasn't say you didn't know, just asking if you had heard that. SORRY *1LOW*, NOT TRYING TO TAKE AWAY FROM UR ORDEAL!
  19. Hey boss....you ain't heard " don't assume ANYTHING, cause it make a ASS out of U and ME!!! " IDK....something I heard a old guy say one time a long time ago, kinda stuck with me! On the other hand, that is messed up, he should have had the courtesy to let you know not to waste ur time/gas/money!
  20. Ardmore Dragway-Ardmore, Oklahoma-April 18, 2009 Any of you in the Texoma area going to this?
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