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Status Updates posted by ZombieswithMustaches
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Should I be scared that the "Pink Panther" theme song just came on in a Chinese restaurant? Am I gonna get mugged?? I have no ill-fitting jewelry on!
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Any fool can hop from bed to bed but it takes a skilled lover to keep your spouse interested for a lifetime! - a pastor I once heard.
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Okay, I'm at On the Border with Jess and Davin. There are a ton of prom kids here. I cant help but over hear their very loud conversations. I, truly, don't remember being that dumb! Mom, was I really?
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SOTD: Living Sacrifice - Bloodwork (cause I'm the mood for metal and brutality!)
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We regret to inform you all, in this manner, but we lost the baby. Even though it was such a short time knowing, we were elated at the thought of having another baby. We ask that you pray for peace to come to our little family. Thank you. We love you all!
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Michael Jackson is only white now because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the black out of him.
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Chuck Norris once lost a poker game to Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa. When was the last time they were seen? @chuck_facts