Bakerman

I am really falling off the deep end here. So, I'm in the shower, when I notice on the shampoo bottle it reads "Please Recycle. By shortening your shower by 2 minutes, you can save up to 40gal/week" For some reason I become infuriated and start arguing in the shower about how I pay my water bill, and I can take a shower for as long as I please.

I can do a one legged handstand!

I could fight this to the end, but maybe I dont want to win.

I don't have A.D.D. You just happen to be really boring.

I don't like days, and I don't like rain :/

I don't regret any choices I made, doors I closed, or places I've been...though some were not the best, they all led me here, to you!

I dont care if the hole is round. This square block WILL go through.

I figured out what new tatoo I want. Veritas Aequitas.

I got bike fever baby...

I guess im just a coat on the hanger...

I have a Dog Named Bella and another named Jake :)

I have the bestest, most beautifulest girlfriend in the world.

I hope everyone remembered to set their clocks back an hour last night. Guess who forgot. Guess who almost showed up to church an hour early.

I love country music...

I love hyow I can tell someone on ething, nd a week later it gets back to me something completely different.

I might live paycheck to paycheck...but as long as I have a paycheck, I know I have a future.

I need some weights...im officially addicted!

I refuse to wait for the fullfilment of empty wishes nd promises. This is my last time laying myself in your arms. You use me nd get mad that im never there for you, but when i need you most, you are too busy to be there.

I said i wanted a tic tac, not a tick tock.

I wanna drive a Smart Car. But, I can't fit in a Smart Car...so obviously they didn't make it too smart. Touche'

I wish my grass was emo. I could deal with the black, as long as it would cut itself.

I would rather die on my feet, fighting, than live on my knees, in surrender.

I'm most certain that I put in alot more work than YOU to get to where I'm at today. So please, just shutup with your nonsense, and keep in your own business.

I'm out...gonna finish watchin Family Guy, then a shower and bed. Work at 6am. So tired of dayshift already. BTW, call my phone and listen to my ringback...funny as crap. My phone is on silent all nite, so it won't bother me.

I'm out...the lady is almost home, and I gotta work tomorrow.