funny story that happend when you where drinking or someone else was drinking

[teamjeffrey]

well it was funny when i went into my work to pick my last pay check at work which was at a restaurant the girl who a manager has been drinking she was hugging and kissing on me hitting up on me saying she wanted me to have my birthday party there and she wanted to have a local band play

[ewadz3006]

A buddy of mine stood up out of my t-top and tried taking a pisz, I hit the gas- he fell out of the car, junk in hand . I ran over his big toe. still laugh about it.