McLovin Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1697000 "So I had an interesting afternoon today. While I was in the basement today working on completing my latest WRX project two dumb asses broke into my house. I didn't know that I was being robbed at first - I heard a knock and something loud and walked up the basement stairs to see what was going on. At that point I then heard someone on the main level unhooking my living room TV vigorously and could see a pair of jeans I didn't recognize through the crack in the door. "Those aren't my house keepers" I thought. I started dialing 911 while walking down the stairs to the basement and ran out the back door. I snuck around to my front door and saw the "get-away" vehicle: a Ford Windstar minivan. I gave the 911 dispatcher the license plate and then stated out loud "there's exhaust coming out of the car - this thing is still on". I ran up and looked at the van. There was nobody inside. The drivers door was unlocked. To the 911 dispatcher: "Hey - the drivers door is unlocked. I'm not letting these effers get away with this." I stole their car. I drove it a few blocks away up the steepest hill in my neighborhood while talking to the dispatcher. A neighbor saw the commotion - apparently these guys had stacked all my TV's, my wife's jewelry, my DVD players, Wii, and XBOX360 at the front of my house, walked out, and saw they had no car and started booking. One of the "suspects" was picked up shortly there after. The other one the police say they "know who he is" and they're pursuing him. Thank you for breaking into my house and leaving your car running with the keys in you stupid degenerate retarts. May you spend the rest of your days in a federal pound me in the ass prison. In retrospect stealing the car was pretty damn stupid if they would have caught me. However since I got away with it the cops thought I was the biggest G on the planet. I got more than a few high-fives from the police that responded and a lot of "you just made my week/month/year". I'm glad I was the only one home. " Edited February 20, 2009 by McLovin Quote Credo Quia Absurdum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SundownTL3.2 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 this haooened to you???/ i heard about this on the news Quote 2004 Chevy Tahoe LT........... THINKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted February 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 not me its from the link i gave Quote Credo Quia Absurdum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SundownTL3.2 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 ok lol i heard that on the news today that is fuckin hilarious Quote 2004 Chevy Tahoe LT........... THINKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryde2idie Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 lol shit son i thought that was you my jaw was on the floor the whole time i love those heat of the moment decisions lol. Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duvanator Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 The world is filled with stupid people, and they are everywhere... Quote head unit - Panasonic MXE CQ-C7403U amp - Cerwin-Vega EXL 1200D subs - (x2) Cerwin Vega V-MAX 15.4 box - 5.8 ^3 at 32hz spkrs- Phoenix Gold Rsd Comps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikesmith0890 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Wow... people are just stupid.. but that it was still fvcking funny Quote AlphaDamp Sound Deadening CDL Mat - The best Vibration Damper Ever! I'd hit that so fucking hard whoever pulled me out would be King of England. Lol... looks like we were on the same page. Car-B-Ques suck.ya, tires and paint burning make the marshmallows taste funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubSonic Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 haha thats awsome, except i just would of just taked the keys and locked the doors to the van lol Quote Re Audio Diamond Audio Alpine Audio Rocksford Fosgate DB Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildbeast15 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 no i would have layed down in the van and when they got close i would have drove off hahahaha and said DUMB ASS ROBBERS.. or put their van in your garage. Quote The set up your talking about would sound great in my Tahoe. Trade you my dog for it. He has one eye but that only makes for bad depth perception so hey so what if he is running into shit, look at it this way he is easy to sneak up ninja style on. (right side only)</div> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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