Eddy722 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago." Good one! More. Now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Good one! More. Now! i am still tryin to see which ones i lost in the transfer to the new forum. RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioaddiction863 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 ----- One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." Its all about the Install !!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/audioaddiction863 Bass Race Florida State Champ runner up 139.9 2008 Bass Boxing Florida State Champ runner up Middleweight 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 crazy right here... http://www.break.com/pictures/feb14gal65.html 4 15" FI Q D2's in 12 cubes tuned to 32hz 1- T1000.1bd's 3 Maxx 29 deep cycles 4 runs of 1/0 gauge -Big 3 -Trunk sealed off from the cabin Custom 15.8 dual-volt switching MLA module All in a CAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 none of yall have any jokes? I guess i will have to keep digging round to see if i find any more for yall. RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy722 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Put some up asap. I don't have shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 no pressure eh? i will get to loooking around. RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 A blonde, a red head and a brunette were sitting at a café. The red head said "i was looking through my daughters drawer and i found a packet of cigarettes, i cant believe my daughter smokes", the brunette says "i was looking through my daughters drawer and i found a bottle of whisky, i cant believe my daughter drinks", then the blonde says "i was looking through my daughters drawer and i found a pack of condoms, i cant believe my daughter has a penis!" RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 One day this older lady decided that she needed another man in her life since her husband had passed away, so she ran an ad in the local newspaper. The ad said looking for a good man who will not beat me, one who will not run around on me, and who can please me in bed! Well about a week had went by when her doorbell rang. She got up to answer it and when she opend the door she saw a man with no arms and no legs. She said "can I help you sir", and the man replied " I am responding to the the ad in the newspaper!". "Oh" she said, "but you have no legs". The man replied, "then I wont run around on you". Then the lady said "well you have no arms". "Then I wont beat you" the man answered. "Well how are you gonna please me in bed?" she asked, and the man replied "Well I rang the doorbell didn't I!" RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 A blonde is pulled over for speeding. Cop: "Can I see your license please?" Blonde: "What's that?" Cop: "It's that card with your picture on it." Blonde: "Oh! Here it is," after searching through her purse. Cop: "And can I have your registration?" Blonde: "What's that?" Cop: "It's the papers that prove the car is yours." Blonde: "Oh, here you go," after searching around again. Then the cop unzips his fly and pulls his penis out of his pants. Blonde: "Oh no! Not another breathalyser test!" RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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